I sifted through a few of the more recent posts
at emux.com, and much to my surprise, your name was
brought up on a few occasions, in a negative light, of
course. Were you banned from emux's BBS system?

You could always hop on over to <a href=http://www.emux.com/
target=new>http://www.emux.com/</a> and stir the shit up once again for
nostalgia's sake...  but I wouldn't recommend doing so (for the official
record).

UNIVERSE.....YAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAAAAAAA <br>SNK DEVIL GUI

ALEC PLAYED MIE HERO SONG FROM ROCKMAN X4...HOWD
HE KNO I LIKED THAT SONG.........IF HE PLAYS MEGUMI
HAYASHIBARAS "UNTILL STRAWBERRIE SHERBERT" ILL KNO IT WAS ON
PURPOSE THAT HE PLAYS ALL MY HERO SONGS SUCH AS SLAVE
ETC..........ALSO FURTHER MORE BLOOD IS BEST AND IM OFF HUNTING A
HUNTING I WILL
GO.....KAGARIBI.......NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO<br>BASARA SPELLS
HERO..............<br>SNK DEVIL
GUI<br>&lt;THINX I GOTTA LIE DOWN OR SOMETHING&gt;

WHY CANT MIE ENIMIES JUST COME HERE =( DO I HAVE TO GO OUT AND GET MIE OWN
ENIMIES????<br>SNK DEVIL GUI

SINCE NO ONE EVEN KNOS WHAT THE FUX A BBQ STEAK
IS IM GOING TO SEE ABOUT FAKING ONE..........ILL GET
A BBQ STEAK FROM THE BUTCHER AND COOK IT ON
EITHER<br>A FLAIR OR ON A GRILL WITH FIRE ON IT OR ILL GET A
STEAK AND SEE ABOUT POURING BBQ SAUCE ON
IT.......<br>SIGH THIS IS WORSE THAN NEONGENISIS EVANGELIONS
INSTRUMENTALITIE PROJECT =(<br>..........FKN BBQ GIVING ME A
HEADACHE AND I DONT EVEN HAVE ONE =(<br>SNK DEVIL
GUI<br>&lt;NB THANX ALL YE LOUSIE BUCKETANEERS WHO WONT FKN
LEMME IN ON THE SECRETS OF BBQ
STEAKING....NOT&gt;<br>SNK DEVIL GUI

KNIVES AND WEAPONS ARE FUN<br>PEPSI IS
GOOD<br>PIZZA IS YUMMIE<br>KYOKO FUKUADA IS MABIE THE WORLDS
SECOND PRETTIEST LADIE &lt;SECOND TO MINE IN MY OPINION
ANYWAYZ&gt;<br>BBQ STEAK IS NOT A REAL ITEM FOR SALE.......WELL IT
DOESNT AFUXINGPPEAR TO BE =(<br>NEO ALECS DJING SKILLS
ARE MUCH BETTER TODAY AND SLAVE THE LAST SONG KIX
AZZ......<br>ALSO IM NOW OFFICIALLIE A NAP PERSON.........WHAT THE
FUX DOES THA TMEAN........OH IM SLEEPIE =)<br>OKAY
GOOD NIGHT<br>SNK DEVIL GUI

YA HIS NEW RADIO STATION?...GO TO HIS SITE AND LISTEN..HE UMMMS AND URRRS A BIT
BUT OTHER WISE ITS QUITE GOOD FOR A FIRST ATTEMPT.....WELL DONE ALEC<br>SNK
DEVIL GUI

I LIVE IN AN AREA WITH NO BBQ STEAK RESTARAUNTS I
HAVE NO BBQ AS I LIVE IN AN APARTMENT BUILDING AND ALL
OF A SUDDEN I GET........"IVE ALWAYS WANTED TO TRY A
BBQ STEAK...WHAT DOES IT TASTE LIKE" DAMN I DONT KNO
I THOUGHT.....SO I SAID OKAY HONEY <WELL I CALL
HER BUNNIE BUT IF I DIDNT EXPLAIN YOUD ALL THINK I
WAS TALKING TO MY RABBIT NOT MY WIFE> WELL HAVE
BBQ STEAK IN A COUPLE OF DAYS........WELL I FKN NEVER
KNEW GETTING A BBQ STEAK WAS SO MUCH TROUBLE........I
DONT KNO WHERE TO LOOK........MCDONALDS KFC AND ALL
THE BIG CHAINS DONT SELL BBQ STEAK........TAKEAWAY
SHOPS I HAVENT SEEN EM AT EITHER.........I NEED HELP
WHERE CAN I GET A BBQ STEAK OR HOW CAN I PREPARE A BBQ
STEAK THAT TASTES LIKE A BBQ STEAK USING AN ELECTRIC
GRILL............<br>THANX<br>SNK DEVIL GUI

GOENITZ.....IN PHANTASY STAR??? YUPPU EITHER HIM
OR YAMAZAKI<br>GOVONER YAMAZAKI IN PHANTASIE
STAR.........NO THEY CHANGED HIS NAME IM SURE.........NOW I HAVE
AN EMULATOR FOR SMS I CAN PROVE TO ALL WHO DONT OWN
SMSES BEST RPG PHANTASY STAR HAS GOENITZ OR YAMAZAKI IN
IT.........SOON AS I WORK OUT HOW TO TAKE PIX =(<br>SNK DEVIL GUI

KUCHIBIRU KARA KOBARE OCHIRU <br>SABITATSU NO
KAGERA <br>SHITA NI NOKURU SONO NIGAMIGA <br>KIZUTSU WO
KOJI HIRAKERU <br><br>NAGASHI KOME IMA SERUROIDO NO
YUME WO <br>FUSAGARU KIZUTSU ATONI YONMOJI NO TATTOO
<br><br>ZURE HAJIMETA RIZUMU NO NAKA <br>MIDARE ODORU MELODY
<br>KAKE CHIGAI NO BOTANDE SAE <br>KITSU KAZU KANADE
TSUZUKETA <br>IRO NO NAI HANA NI MAMIRETE ODORE
<br>YOKOTAWARU UTA NI KISU WO ATAEYOU <br><br>KAZE NI TOKETE
NAGARERU OMAE NO YOKOGAO<br>KIRI SAITEYARITAI TO KIZUKUCHI
WO HOSHIGARU <br>KIMI NO KOWARETA MELODY NIDO TO
MAJIWARAZU<br>KIETEKURE SAKENDEMO <br>ASU MO MATA <br>ONAJI KAGE WO KITA
MAMADE <br><br>NIDO TO KATARU MO NAI <br>UTA CHIGA NI
INORI WO <br>MAGIRE MONAKU <br>ITSUKUSHIMI WO
<br>WAKACHI ATTA HIBI WO OH <br><br>MIMI NO OKUDE NAKIJYA
KURU UTA NO<br>KURI KAESU KOE GA MUNE WO
KAKIMUSHIRU<br><br>LOVE BRILLIANT SCARS<br>PAINT BRILLIANT
TOMORROWS<br>SING BRILLIANT SONG FOR MYSELF <br><br>ITSUKA FUTARI
NOZONDA ASHITA NO KESHIKI WA<br>MURASAKI NO KAORITATSU
KOFUKU NI MAMIRETA<br>IMA WA SHIROKU HIRAITA ASU WO
MACHIKANETE<br>ME WO HIRAKI FUMI DASEBA<br>USHIRO KAMITSUKAMU OMAE
NO TE GA...<br>KIMI NO KOWARETA MELODY NIDO TO
MAJIWARAZU <br>YUGANDERU SENRITSU WA <br>ORE NO NAKA DE TADA
<br>NARI TSUKETERU DAKE <br><br>DEAD POEMS STILL ALIVE
<br>DEAD POEMS STILL ALIVE INTO ME <br>DEAD POEMS STILL
SCREAMIN<br>DEAD POEMS STILL SCREAMIN INTO
ME<br>.....................<br>SNK DEVIL GUI

HEY FATBACK & DOLPHIN LORD I HASNT BEEN TO EMUX
LATELIE MABIE ITS TIME I STIRRED THE POT UP A LITTLE SO
TO SPEEK I COMPLETELIE FORGOT ABOUT IT FOR A COUPLE
OF WEEX BEFORE MY HOLIDAY ILL NEED TO PAY A VISIT IN
THE NEXT COUPLE OF DAYS........EVIL FIEND HOW GOES
THAT WAR...SIGH.........SPELLING ERRORS HUH.......WELL
IT CANT HAVE BEEN ME THEN CUZ MY SPELLINGS
EXEMPLORIE........COULD I PLEZ HAVE A COPIE FOR MIE EMAIL
COLLECTION........SOME OF MY FAVORITES ARE THERE INC THE MAILING LIST
dionS MOM AND SISTER SHIT BY SUSHI I THINX THE dion
BANNING ME FROM THE MAILING LIST EMAIL AND A BUNCH MORE
IF THIS IS AS GOOD AS IT SOUNDS I NEEDS A COPIE
=)<br>SEND IT TO GUI_LONG@... PLEZ IF
POSSIBLE.....<br>QUITE SADLIE I AS USUAL RECIEVED NO PRANK
MAILS.....LIKE THE SUSHI PICS IN DOLPHINS AND SAMHAINS CLUBS
ALSO THE FUN EMAILS SAMHAIN RECIEVED AND SENT ON TO ME
FROM dixazz THOW TO MIE CREDIT I HAVE A LARGE
COLLECTION OF EMAILS FROM
SHHIIIIIIKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIII.........ALL MIE OLD ACCOUNTS ARE DYING I HOPE I
STILL GOT EM
=(<br>.......ON THAT NOTE ALSO WHERE IS SAMHAIN?.........NO ONES
HEARD FROM HIM FOR A WHILE =( THOW HES IMMORTAL AND
INVINCIBLE I WORRIE THAT HES TRAPPED SOMEWHERE W/NO EXCAPE
CUZ THATD SUCK BEING STUCK SOMEWHERE FOR ETERNITIE
=(<br>ANYWAYZ ILL BE ON 133TDOLPHIN AS LONG AS IM ONLINE SO
CHANCES ARE YOU MAY SEE ME..........UNLUCKIE FOR
YOU<br>ALSO IF ONLIE I COULD &lt;H1&gt; THIS..........I WANT
THE POKEMON HENTAI FTP THING PLEEEEESSSSSEEEEEE THEY
GIVE ME KINKIE IDEAS TO USE ON MY LADIE &lt;NOPE I GOT
NO BAR TO HANG HER NAKED TIED UP AND UPSIDE DOWN =(
BUT I GOT ROPES CHAINS AND STUFF =&gt;<br>SNK DEVIL
GUI

On Monday, I received an e-mail message from a
"WEBMASTRE@...", which was harassing me for various actions I
didn’t commit, and threatening "legal action" for the
e-mailing of virus infected file attachments. At first, I
didn't pay very good attention to the e-mail's header,
but once I took a look at it, and thought about the
written text of the e-mail message (which was, in
retrospect, quite nonsensical) I quickly determined it to be
a blatant fake (but after sending a reply to the
offender, unfortunately), sent using neoalec.com's newly
established free e-mail service. In response to my finding, I
e-mailed Neo-Alec, asking for some insight on the
situation, and received the following message in response to
the problem:<br><br>“Date: Mon, 17 Jan 2000 20:48:06
-0800 (PST)<br>From: Neo-Alec
&lt;webmaster@...&gt;<br>To: desmith@...<br>Subject: Re:
Hello,
Neo-Alec<br><br>"Well, you were right about that. You're sharp. There
was a "WEBMASTRE" address<br>registered in my new
mail system. I noticed it after you sent me the
message.<br>I've deleted the account. Obviously, it was not I who
sent this message. The<br>message wasn't even written
by me. It looks like whoever put it together
may<br>have at least cut up some quotes from me from
somewhere, but it had too many<br>misspelled words in it,
and the message just didn't make any sense. That's
odd.<br><br>There are going to be a lot of people with a sick sense
of humor like that, I'm<br>afraid. Ever since those
last few weeks I had my bulletin board system
open,<br>people have wanted to cause a lot of trouble for
me.<br><br>If you wish to know my actual sentiments toward you,
there really isn't<br>anything to say. I never really
minded the neogeodolphin.com web site in the<br>first
place, and merely emailed you as a friend to inquire why
the site so closely resembled my own. But all of
these things, aren't things that I have<br>thought
about in a very long time - anything related to these
online Neo Geo<br>discussions, or perhaps just
everything Neo Geo in general, have not been<br>issues of
concern for me. In fact, you may have noticed that
neoalec.com is now<br>leaning much more in the direction of
an internet portal site with its new free<br>email
feature, an expanding chat room, and a soon-to-come online
radio station.<br>I'm pushing the whole Neo Geo subject
matter into the background altogether<br>because I wish
to build a more profitable site.<br><br>I'll delete
anymore fake addresses I see registered in the future.
I'll have to<br>keep a close eye on things. Obviously
the message you received was not from me<br>because I
haven't thought about any of this online Neo Geo argument
for months.<br>It's sad that some people still can't
even drop it. I pity people who are still<br>involved
in that argument.<br><br>Good luck with your Neo Geo
stuff in the future. I hope you don't get
anymore<br>trouble from people like that any more."<br><br><br>In
the past, both Neo-Alec and myself have hurled quite
extreme insults at each other on our respective BBSes,
but I’d like to try and put those differences aside,
and help usher in a new era of “peace”. And to the
person who tried to fool me with the bogus e-mail
message, you win the coveted “Most likely to own a strip
of XXXSmall condoms that expired in 1994” award.

"YOU KNO I ACTUALLIE LIKE POKEMON A LITTLE MY
FAVORITE POKEMON ARE HORSE SEA MISTY AND JESSIE I LOVE
JESSIES COSTUME ITS SO DAMN SEXY YUMMIE YUMMIE YUMMIE 10
OUT OF 10 I GOTS TO FIND ONE TO DRESS MIE LOVELIE
LADIE IN..."<br><br>This reminds me of the time I
"encountered" some Pokemon Hentai pics (by accident, of course)
on an FTP site I was browsing. I can't believe some
of the, um, "artistic interpretations" of hardcore
pokemon Hentai I bore witness to. I think that I was
mentally scarred for life by those pics... Ugh...

I'll be back on IRC (Efnet) once I get my damn network connection problem hashed
out...  fucking TCU network snafus...<br><br>Later,<br>David Smith

Oh my Brother In Arms I am most definately not
that asshole. I guess he thinks lifting weights makes
him tuff because he sure likes to talk it. He looks
like a person suffering from "Little Man Big Man"
disease because he looks like a runt outside of his
weight lifting. Anyway thought you might like to know my
alias is none other than BallWalker, BallSmasher,
BallCrusher. These names should ring a bell from some of yours
and my earlier offensive posturing on another site.
Glad to be a member. Thanks for having me.

NOT EMPTIE ANYMORE =)<br>........YOU KNO I
ACTUALLIE LIKE POKEMON A LITTLE MY FAVORITE POKEMON ARE
HORSE SEA MISTY AND JESSIE I LOVE JESSIES COSTUME ITS
SO DAMN SEXY YUMMIE YUMMIE YUMMIE 10 OUT OF 10 I
GOTS TO FIND ONE TO DRESS MIE LOVELIE LADIE
IN.........ALSO A JAPANESE SCHOOL GIRL UNIFORM A FELICIA COSTUME
AN ATHENA COSTUME AND A RIKA&lt;PHANTASY STAR 4&gt;
COSTUME......OH DAMN I THINK ID GET OVER EXCITED AND DIE IF I SAW
HER IN ALL OF EM IN ONE DAY YUUUUMMMMMIIIIEEEEEEEE
<br>SNK DEVIL SATYR GUI LONG

WELL NOT AS EMPTIE AS dionS UNDERPANTS JUST MEMBERLESS =(<br>SNK DEVIL GUI

GUI_LONG@... =)   IM VERRIE PLEESED<br>SNK DEVIL GUI

iTz AzZ EmPt33 AzZ d10nS uNd3rPa|\|Tz..........

UNLESS YOUR dion WHICH I DOUBT VERRIE MUCH SO.....<br>MAY YOUR INSANITIE FLOW AS
A RIVER<br>SNK DEVIL GUI

DAMN THOSE STEROIDS MUSTVE SHRUNK IT ALOT.....<br>SNK DEVIL GUI

WELL THERE ARE THOSE TINY INDIVIDUAL PIN-HOLES WHERE THE CONTROLLERS PLUG
IN...<br><br>-BIOMOTOR_UNITRON

HOW THE HELL DOES dion ACHIEVE THIS???<br>SNK DEVIL GUI

AS YOU CAN SEE DOLPHIN LORD IS A GOLDFISH ON
EXTERIOR AND A FLAMING SHARK ON INTERIOR......IF ITS NOT
RELEASED REGULARLIE INSANITIE AND MENTAL INSTABILITIE MAY
FOLLOW..........WREAK HAVOC DESTROY HELL COLOR IN YOUR NEO INSERTS
DIFFERENT COLORS AND PAINT YOUR CARTS ;)<br>SNK DEVIL GUI

WELL IT IS ACTUALLIE THE 1997 ANNIVERSIRIE OF
CHRIST......YOU SEE IF THE YEARS 666 AND 1666 AD THE YEAR 0 WHICH
STARTED AT ONE FOR SOME STUPID REASON THEN THE
YEAR=1997.......THERE FOR EVERYONE HAS 3 YEARS........TAKE MY
ADVISE........GET MARRIED DO LABOURERS JOBS AND HAVE LOTS OF
BEDDING ACTIVITIES............NOW BACK TO INSANITIE
RATHER THAN FACT..........NO STUFF IT IM GONNA GO STIR
UP FUUMACHAN I GOT A COUPLE O BONES TO PICK W/THAT
LIL RED HAIRED FAN FIGHTING FEMALE!<br>SNK DEVIL GUI

IN MY ABSENCE DOLPHIN LORD PROVED HIMSELF WORTHIE
OF BEING CALLED INSANE =) JUS LIKE ME........<br>Y2K
SUX THE FIRST TIME I HEARD IT I THOUGH......WELL THAT
SOUNDS STUPID WHY WOULDNT EVERY THING WORK? WHY DONT
THEY JUST PUSH EVERY THING OVER 2000 AND IT THE THINGS
DONT WORK WELL JUST GO BUY NEW
STUFF............SIGH........YA THE TRAFFIC LIGHTS WONT WORK...............SOME
2000 THE WORLD DIDNT EVEN END.........CORSE ITS NOT
2000<br>SNK DEVIL GUI

THE INSANITIE?..............WELL SEEMS PEOPLE
CANT BE INSANE W/OUT ME.........FINE IM BACK TO BATHE
THE NEO WORLD AND MONN AND SUN IN
BLOOD.........SHEESH WHAT A DISSAPOINTMENT.......IS NO ONE MAD ABOUT
ANYTHING?<br>SNK DEVIL GUI

YAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA ILL POST ONE FOR
HIM YAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA OF HIM
YAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAAAAAAAAAAA dion IS A DICKLESS LITTLE MORON WHO
GOBBLES KNOBS
FOR SHINY PENNYS..........HEY DOLPHIN YOU KNO WHERE I
WAS THE BIGGEST Y2K PROBLEM WAS THAT ALL THE VIDEOS
WERE LIKE 3000 DAYS OVERDUE AT THE LOCAL VIDEO
SHOP..........AND ALL TE CUSTOMERS HADNT BEEN BORN YET <I WAS
TOLD BY THE MANAGER WHO WAS IN DESPERATE NEED OF A COM
TO GET THE FIX FOR HIS PROGRAM...UNFORTUNATELIE MY
COM WAS IN SYDNIE&gt;<br>NOW AS FOR THIS "GUI LONG
WHEN WILL YOUR INSANITIE RETURN" THING WITH THE "RE:"
BEFORE IT I GUESS I MISSED SOME
STUFF.........DELETED?....OH WELL AS LONG AS THE PICOS REMAIN........ANY NEWS
ANY ONE VISITS OF THE dion KIND?.........DAMN WE GOT
ALOT OF MEMBERS NOW....IM GONNA GO WEED THE HEAVEN
CROWD FROM ALL OF MY ALIASES AND THE OTHER 3 REAL
MEMBERS ;)<br>GOTTA CATCH UP BACK WHEN I KINDA GOT THE
JIST O WHAT I MISSED<br>SNK DEVIL GUI

<TOO MUCH TO READ>>>>><KIX
AZZ;&gt;<br>AND WHY MAY I ASK ARE YOU INSOLENT MORTALS PEOPLE SO
DISSAPOINTED THAT IM BACK?<br>.......FINE I WONT LET YOU IN ON
THE FACT THAT I GOT ME SOME KIXAZZ CHEMICALS
FOR<br>LOW PRICES THAT I MADE SMOKE BOMBS CHOPPED THORNS AND
STUFF W/MY SWORD AND SMUGGLED<br>A GEKKO &lt;CALLED
"BLOOD"&gt;OUT OF ITS NATURAL HABITAT AND BACK TO
SYDNEY.......NOR<br>THAT I PLAYED IN A 5 GAME ARCADE WITH ALL BUT 1 GAME
BEING NEO AND ALL BEING ANCIENT EXTRA
CRAP<br>GAMES........WELL EXCLUDING WH1 OF CORSE =) NOW YOU DONT GET TO
FIND OUT ABOUT HOW THE<br>WATER FROM THE TAP IS
"DRINKABLE!!!!!" BUT STINX SO BAD YOU WOULDNT CONSIDER IT NOR
WILL<br>YOU HEAR THE EXCITING STORIE OF YELLOW LOST HER
SCARF&lt;ITS BEING SENT BACK "APPARENTLIE"&gt;<br>NOR HOW I
FINISHED PHANTASY STAR 4 FROM START TO END IN 4
DAYS&lt;WELL KINDA THE MISSION "SILVER<br>SOLDIER" I COULDNT
DO I WAS TOO LATE OR SOMETHING&gt;NOR WILLST THOW
HEAR HOW I SLAYED MANY A <br>THOUSAND MOSQUITOS AND MY
WIFE RECIEVED NOT I BITE &lt;I DID THOW&gt;MOSQUITO
GENOCIDE!!!!!!!<br>ALSO YOU WONT GET TO KNO ABOUT ALL THE FIRES I LIT THE
EXPLOSIVES I MADE THE PEPSI I DRANK<br>NOR THE SHOPS WITH
THE WEAK AZZ PLASTIC BAGS THAT RIPPED WHEN I WAS 1
MIN FROM THE SHOP<br>WITH 29 MORE TO GO......NO YOU
WONT HEAR HOW I CARRIED EM HOME BY DRINKING A 2 LITRE
BOTTLE OF <br>PEPSI EATING BOTH OUR SHARES OF JELLY CUPS
THEN BEING ABLE TO GRIP THE BOTTLES PROPERLIE<br>MAKE
IT HOME........NOR WILL YOU HEAR OF THE SIMPLE
COUNTRIE FOLK WHO WERE TOO SCARED TO APPROCH<br>ME THE
CHEMIST SHOP OF 5 STAFF THAT KNEW MORE ABOUT CHOCOLATE
BARS AND LESS ABOUT CHEMISTRIE THAN ME<br>THE BLOOD I
DRANK THE HORRIBLE COOKING DISASTER I MADE &lt;RICE
MEAT BALLS WITH NO RICE...WELL<br>IT WASNT MY FKN
FAULT SO I FORGOT THE RICE.......MINCE MEAT SLOP ISNT
THAT BAD =( &gt;OR THE <br>AMOUNT OF MONEY GOT WASTED
PAYING RENT ON AN EMPTIE HOUSE FOR 2
WEEKS...........WELL IM SURE <br>YOUSE ARE ALL PLEESED CUZ YOUR
ATTITUDES MEANS YOULL NEVER KNO THIS STUFF............OH
AND<br>YA....IM GONNA CUT AND PASTE IT EVERY
WHERE..........MABIE.......<br>SNK NIGHTMARE DEVIL AND MASTER WARLORD VAMPIRE
AND
DEATH OROCHI PYRO GUI LONG THE SOUL<br>REAPER AND HAPPY
HELLO KITTY PYRE DEMON