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Issue #19: Tigger, NuttyBuddy, Sarah
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THOOM HEADLINE NEWS
THE NEWS IN BRIEF FOR BUSY EXILES

brought to you by Fishwrap reporters:
* Feast of Tsrrin a big success
- Candy handed out to hungry exiles
- Exiles dressed in festive costumes
- Festival concluded with unsettling transformation of many exiles
into undine
* Myself the Thoom has become a fighter
* Exiles still unsettled about the killing of Tenebrion's
representative
- Town deeply divided over Tarf's deed; discussion here:
- <http://www.egroups.com/group/CL-Tenebrion>
- The controversy has stirred the revival of plans for town
government:
- <http://www.egroups.com/group/Clan_Lord_Puddleby_Government>
* Expeditions to Orga Camp and Alchemist's Folly fail
- Door difficulties in both areas
- Exiles frustrated, some losing interest
* Babajaga guilty of assault and attempted kidnapping of Sleipnir
* Slyph briefly convinced she was an orga and placed in the zoo
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* The Tenebrion dilemma
* Orgas take Tanglewood
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brought to you by Babajaga:
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* Transcript of the Babajaga/Sleipnir trial
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* Transcript of Babajaga's time in jail
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FEATURE INTERVIEW:
SEVEN QUESTION WITH TIGGER THE FEN'NEKO HEALER

Paramedic exclaims, "Tigger!"
(Tigger sticks out his tongue at Marfy)
Noivad exclaims, "Hi Tigger!"
Tigger says, "Hullo Para :-}"
Tigger exclaims, "Greetings Noivad!"
Tigger asks, "And how is everyone tonight?"
Paramedic says, "Tigger....readers have requested a Tigger interview in
Fishwrap."
Marfisa says, "A Tigger interview would be good."
Odesseus exclaims, "Ooo! Tigger, Tigger, Tigger!"
Tigger asks, "So what you're saying is no one else would do it?"
(Marfisa thinks more Tiggers should have their say)
Paramedic says, "Work with me here, kitty"
Noivad says, "Tigger obviously underestimates his popularity"
Odesseus ponders, "I would agree with Marfs"
Tigger says, "bah"
Kojiro says, "The wonderful thing about Tiggers..."
Kojiro ponders, "is Tiggers are wonderful things!"
(Paramedic shows Tigger a petition of subscribers to Fishwrap demanding
a Tigger interview)
Tigger asks, "Wow...all 3 of them want to read about me!?"
(Odesseus reaches over and claws his name on the list)
Noivad says, "I don't know a soul that doesn't like Tigger"
Tigger says, "I've silenced them all one by one."
(Marfisa secretly hates him)
Paramedic says, "So Tigger...."
Paramedic asks, "are you up for an interview?"
Tigger is of the People, is male, is a Healer, and is not wearing the
symbol of any clan.
He is holding a moonstone and a wooden shield.
Tigger says, "All right then, thanks."
Marfisa exclaims, "He tries to kill me all the time!"
Tigger exclaims, "Shush you!"
Odesseus says in People, "no swearing, Tigg"
Ataru exclaims, "Take him out Marfy!"
Odesseus says in People, "an no calling me names"
Paramedic asks, "1) What are your favorite places to hunt, Tigger?"
(Tigger): chop chop!
(Marfisa is, as usual, reduced to helpless laughter by Tigger's
jiggling)
Noivad asks, "Tigger's a healer, he doesn't hunt does he?"
Tigger says, "Hmm let's see..."
Noivad says, "I usually see him rescuing people"
Tigger says, "The Library. The Book Wyrms and Dust Mites can be very
nasty though."
Marfisa exclaims, "Yes, Para, interview Tiggger but let Noivad and I
give the answers!"
Paramedic asks, "hm, Dust mites?"
Marfisa says, "It will be much better that way."
Noivad says, "we know what he'd say"
Tigger says, "Yes, they are 13-coin mites."
Marfisa says, "We would."
Noivad exclaims, "and it'll be full of ripe Tigger gossip too!"
Paramedic says, "Erm, ok."
Marfisa says, "Yes, all the sirt."
Noivad says, "and dirt too marf"
Marfisa says, "Yes, all the dirt rather."
Paramedic asks, "2) What is your weapon of choice, Tigger?"
Noivad says, "Tigger prefers a tall scotch"
Marfisa says, "Yes, and the back of his paw."
Tigger says, "I've always found that sarcasm served me best."
Paramedic asks, "isn't that a double edged sword?"
Tigger says, "lol"
Noivad says, "he's got a sharp wit, no doubt honed on many exiles"
Tigger says, "It can be."
Odesseus says, "hehe"
Odesseus says, "he's got a wicked sneer"
Tigger asks, "Marfy helps me dull it, don't you?"
Marfisa says, "Yes, it's me that makes you dull."
Noivad says, "Marf is as sharp as a stone"
Tigger says, "Also, beasts now know that if I fall there is an outside
chance that in three or four hours someone stronger might stop by to
rescue me."
Noivad says, "you could always toggle"
Tigger says, "Honestly, I don't use much but my dagger Para, and rarely
that."
Paramedic asks, "3) Have you ever considered joining a clan, Tigger?"
Noivad says, "He was in a clan"
Tigger is a member in good standing in the following organizations:
ThoomCare™ Affiliates
Marfisa says, "Tigger was in the Black Unicorn, but he left over some
scandal."
Stunti says, "Ooooo"
Odesseus asks, "oo, scandal?"
Paramedic asks, "a scandal???"
Noivad says, "no he left of his own accord"
Tigger asks, "Damn you Marfy, I thought we had a deal?"
Marfisa says, "Noivad, of course, must try to cover up."
Noivad says, "he's welcome back anytime"
Tigger ponders, "Ah, good...a bag of coins works every time..."
Paramedic asks, "So what's the story? he was in a clan?"
Marfisa says, "He was."
Noivad says, "Marf is also welcome, but only on duoble coupon tuesdays"
(Odesseus tries to hide his chuckle with his paw)
Noivad says, "yes he was in Black Unicorn"
Paramedic asks, "What happened?"
Noivad says, "he left"
(Stunti sits down.)
Paramedic asks, "Why?"
Odesseus ponders, "scandal!"
Marfisa says, "I hear he didn't behave disgracefully with any of the
women."
Noivad says, "I don't think he liked being Draka, or it conflicted with
his free spirit"
Marfisa says, "That's probably why he had to leave."
Paramedic asks, "Tigger, why did you leave Black Unicorn?"
Tigger says, "Yes Noivad has the right of it, more or less."
Marfisa says, "Also, he was never found unconscious wearing lingerie
with a bag over his head."
Odesseus ponders, "???!!!"
Tigger says, "I'm not fond of rules you see, and we had too many for my
taste."
(Stunti chuckles.)
Noivad says, "yes, Tigger believes in freedom and a clan, to him is
counter to it"
Kojiro asks, "lingerie with a bag?"
Tigger says, "As well as "political intrigue" (ie. boring meetings)"
Tigger says, "Although I hear it's a different clan nowadays."
Marfisa says, "Yes, that didn't happen."
Noivad says, "though if you look at the rules now Tigger I think you'd
have a hard time picking a bone with them"
Kojiro asks, "whats the bag for? lingerie with storage?"
Paramedic says, "So you prefer being an independent fen healer"
Tigger says, "That's right, Para."
Tigger says, "No rules, no meetings, no planned anything."
Tigger says, "And now, I am a proud member of FBU (Former Black
Unicorns)."
Odesseus ponders, "those fen male healers... gallyvantin about"
(Stunti is the only member of The Sober Dorfs of Puddleby Association.)
Paramedic asks, "4) What beasts do you hate the most, Tigger?"
Odesseus ponders, "Marfy beasts!"
Kojiro says, "Young kids are finding that XBU is the hip new drug"
Noivad says, "those that speak French with Australian accents"
Tigger yells, "What, there are MONSTERS? Eek! \yell Run for your
lives!!!"
Marfisa says, "He hates marfisas a lot."
Noivad says, "yes Marfisa is his most hated Beast"
Marfisa says, "He's always pouncing on them."
Tigger says, "Er I dunno, I suppose ferals are very annoying, and the
newly intelligent orgas too."
Noivad says, "he acts on sight faster than a Tarf on a Tenebrion Guard"
Tigger says, "I really really hate ferals...and DVs too"
(Stunti chuckles.)
Odesseus says, "hehe"
Noivad says, "<g>"
Paramedic asks, "How about orgas?"
Odesseus says, "stinky orga"
(Marfisa searches her wallet for embarrassing pictures of Tigger)
Odesseus says, "I say we make em take baths"
Tigger says, "Well they just get in your way now...like newbies so you
are stepping all over them and can't move."
Noivad says, "so long as they aren't trying to invade Purg I'm cool
with em... dying"
(Kojiro): You feel mentally deranged by Malkor.
Paramedic asks, "How do you feel about mahas?"
Tigger says, "And a Tigger needs to run, you know that."
Tigger says, "Oh I like Mahas, they have quite silky fur."
Noivad says, "they just want to cuddle, but they don't know the power
of their claws"
Marfisa says, "They're part of the troubled cat youth."
Paramedic asks, "What do you think about this whole Dew controversy?"
Tigger asks, "What's the controversy?"
Tigger says, "The journals in the library aren't very current I'm
afraid."
Paramedic says, "Some say if you get one shoved down your throat, they
can control your mind"
Stunti ponders, "Or turn ye black in Baba's case."
Stunti ponders, "I think Qual shoved one down her throat."
Noivad says, "Dew dew dew, da da da da, all I want to say to you...."
Tigger says, "Well all I can say is that for some people that might not
be a bad thing."
Noivad says, "people have had Dews down their throats and some feel
they can't be fully trusted"
(Tigger reminds himself to give Chum a dew gift basket.)
[A ghostly undine dwarf invasion attacks everyone.]
Stunti exclaims, "Brother!"
Noivad exclaims, "oh no the spirit of Tarf!"
Ataru says, "Hehehe"
Amrosar says, "dern"
Noivad says, "he's killing exiles again"
Noivad exclaims, "look out he thinks you're a guard!"
Stunti exclaims, "Family reunion!"
Kojiro asks, "Tigger, how do you feel about being pummeled by the
ghosts of deranged dwarves?"
Noivad exclaims, "Damn him!"
Noivad says, "<g>"
Amrosar says, "Thanks Tigs"
Tigger says, "Anytime my swarthy Zo friend."
Paramedic asks, "yes, Tigger, how do you feel about being pummeled by
the ghosts of deranged dwarves?"
Callia says, "bleah.. too slow"
Behr exclaims, "Thanks!"
Noivad says, ""light yet refreshing""
Tigger says, "If you must be pummeled, dorfs are the best at it I say."
Noivad says, "as soon as this is over I think it's time for Marfisa's
psychotic killing spree"
Paramedic says, "ok, question #5)"
(Marfisa takes medication to control the twitching)
Noivad exclaims, "no she did!"
Paramedic asks, "What do you think are the most important issues for
healers today?"
Tigger says, "hmmm"
Tigger says, "I suppose it is far too late to complain about
moonstones..."
Tigger says, "I think we need to send Awaria back to remedial school,
that is important..."
Tigger says, "She seems to have forgotten all she knows."
Noivad says, "Regia say you don't call anymore, Tigg"
Paramedic asks, "Any other healer issues?"
Tigger says, "And I was really hoping for a spa or something in the 4th
Circle palace."
Tigger says, "Darn I'm sure I do have more but I can't think of em
right now."
(Paramedic smiles)
Tigger says, "What with all the lights and stuff..."
Paramedic asks, "6) What do you think of Marfisa?"
Tigger says, "Now you have really stumbled on a sore spot."
Marfisa says, "She's the most wonderful person in the lands, but he
inexplicably hates her."
Paramedic asks, "oh really?"
Tigger says, "Yeah she said it."
Noivad says, "she shunned him"
Stunti says, "She kicks ass in shuffleball."
(Marfisa nods.)
Tigger says, "She is wonderful, and infuriating."
Noivad says, "she's my best friend"
Tigger exclaims, "I mean I will just be sitting there, doing nothing
and she'll walk up and whack me with that sword!"
Ataru says, "Oh dear.."
Marfisa ponders, "Awww"
Paramedic exclaims, "Ow!"
Stunti exclaims, "Marfisa is me's best friend!"
Paramedic says, "That must hurt"
(Marfisa gets all sentimantal)
Odesseus says, "ah, you know Tigg..."
Noivad says, "she's testing your self-heal, you ingrate"
(Marfisa gets all sentimental)
Odesseus exclaims, "that can be a sign of love!"
Tigger exclaims, "OK never mind that we are in the noid cavern and she
is about to fall I mean that's just RUDE!"
Tigger ponders, "The nerve!"
(Stunti just wants to be in the Fishwrap.)
(Paramedic takes notes)
Tigger says, "I'd prolly miss her if she died though...briefly."
(Paramedic includes Stunti)
Marfisa says, "No, I may be easier to hit when dead, Tigger."
Paramedic asks, "7) Tigger, why do you like Thooms so much?"
(Marfisa laughs.)
Noivad says, "because they taste great and are less filling"
Tigger says, "And last night she came after me with cruelty in her eyes
in the Arena..."
Paramedic says, "Move on, Tigger. Talk about Thooms"
Noivad says, "you hit on a sore spot Para"
Stunti ponders, "They kinda look like aardvarks."
Knightshade is now Clanning.
Odesseus exclaims, "ya, Tigg and Marfs, get over it!"
Marfisa exclaims, "I can't replace him at short notice!"
Tigger says, "Because they eat my cream-filled fishy treats that no one
else likes."
Kojiro says, "Huh. They DO kinda look like aardvarks."
Paramedic says, "Those are tasty snacks."
(Tigger tosses Paramedic a cream-filled fishy treat.)
(Paramedic gobbles it down)
Tigger says, "You see? You cannot resist them."
Paramedic says, "Well, they are quite tasty."
Tigger says, "Well...I ate just one once and it felled me on the spot,
but Thoom cannot eat just one."
Tigger says, "They are most unfortunately poisonous to Fens."
Paramedic asks, "the fishy snacks are poisonous?"
Tigger says, "Yes they are."
Paramedic asks, "Hrm, why do you have them then?"
(Tigger chomps on a cream-filled fishy treat.)
(Tigger convulses.)
(Tigger feels his hair stand on end.)
[Tigger falls.]
Paramedic says, "oh dear"
Tigger asks, "You see?"
(Tigger coughs up the remains of the cream-filled fishy treat.)
Paramedic says, "Eww."
(Marfisa likes thooms too, who doesn't)
Kojiro says, "They also kinda look like capybaras"
Tigger asks, "Now I would like to know: when do I receive my wrapped
fish?"
Paramedic asks, "Why do you like Thooms, Marfisa?"
Stunti ponders, "They are really squishy like jelly rolls and really
agitating like mosquitoes."
Paramedic says, "The Fishwrap doesn't come with fish, Tigger"
Noivad says, "look another XBU"
Paramedic says, "Fish not included"
Marfisa says, "Well, I think thoom men are far less contemptible than
other men, really."
Odesseus exclaims, "even better than fen?? Really, Mars!"
Marfisa says, "The fennekos are a handsome people but we have terrible
haircuts."
Marfisa says, "Thooms do not have this problem."
Kojiro says, "then again, they also just look like squid"
Stunti ponders, "So thooms are bloodsucking jelly filled aardvarks that
go thooom."
(Kojiro bets Stunti has a bad case of hat-head)
Stunti ponders, "helmet-head"
(Kojiro bets Stunti has a bad case of hat-hair)
Paramedic says, "Well Tigger we're about to wrap up the interview"
Tigger says, "Thank you people."
Stunti says, "Para thanks for letting me be in the Fishwrap."
Paramedic says, "You now get to ask the Thoom 1 (ONE) question"
(Kojiro tosses random gross foods at Para)
Noivad asks, "how can you wrap with no fish, Para?"
Paramedic says, "Well, you have to supply the fish yourself"
Tigger says, "What! We haven't even discusses the whole Ankrus thing
yet."
(Kojiro tosses creamed herring at Para)
Tigger says, "Well that can wait for later I suppose."
Paramedic asks, "Ankrus thing?"
(Kojiro tosses mountain oysters at Para)
(Kojiro tosses pickled eggs at Para)
Paramedic says, "err you can keep the eggs"
Paramedic says, "mmm oysters"
Tigger exclaims, "Never mind, he and Slyph swore me to secrecy!"
Paramedic asks, "huh?"
Tigger asks, "Oh dear, did I say that?"
Tigger says, "I mean uh, never mind."
Paramedic asks, "Who is Ankrus?"
Tigger says, "Thank you Paramedic."
(Kojiro tosses giant, individually wrapped pickles at Para)
Marfisa says, "Oh!"
Tigger says, "Just an old man, you've seen him around."
Paramedic says, "Ahhh"
Paramedic says, "You now get to ask the Thoom 1 (ONE) question"
(Marfisa is looking for a good honest living)
Tigger asks, "ooh really?"
Paramedic says, "One (1) question (one)"
Paramedic says, "1 (not 2) one question"
Odesseus says, "just one, tigg"
Tigger says, "All right then, I would like you to comment on the fact
that all your Thoom-pools here in town..."
Tigger says, "...are obviously GIANT FEN PAW PRINTS....those of the
elders, the true rulers of the realm."
Tigger asks, "As you are soaking, can you feel a little of the Fen
powers creep into you?"
Paramedic says, "You don't want to know what the town Thooms do in
those puddles, my friend."
Tigger says, "Hmm you are probably right about that."
(Paramedic nods.)
Tigger says, "...which is why I avoid them like the plague..."
Paramedic says, "Thanks for a great interview, Tigger"
Tigger says, "I feel that perhaps the Fen and Thooms go back many
generations..."
Paramedic says, "Me too."
Paramedic says, "I often think the Fens and Thooms have a good
relationship"
Callia says, "for a Ghorak Zo, yes.. you're quite short Stunti"
Tigger says, "...and that the elders created these pools for their
little friends, the Thoom."
Paramedic says, "Well, I'm not sure about Fen elders, but it does seem
that Fens and Thooms work well together."
Tigger asks, "Of course...I mean who does not like a Thoom?"
Paramedic says, "Exactly."
Tigger says, "The thought is absurd."
Tigger says, "Thanks Paramedic."
Stunti says, "If ye cut me out Para....."
Noivad asks, "you'll "Tarf" him Stunti?"
(Stunti looks like a mini-Tarf.)
(Tigger feels violated.)
Noivad asks, "you related?"
Stunti says, "No"
Paramedic asks, "is "Tarf" becoming a euphemism for killing?"
Stunti says, "Yeah...hehe"
Noivad says, "a euphemism for killing innocents"
Odesseus exclaims, "I'm gonna Tarf you , Para!"
Stunti says, "I quit DM and stopped drinking after seeing that...."
Paramedic says, "Egad"
Tigger exclaims, "Just the same as "Marf" has become one for "meany-
pants"!"
Odesseus ponders, "meany-pants??
Marfisa says, "Well, I'm hurt."
Marfisa says, "Tigger's words cut me to the quick."

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SPECIAL REPORT:
DEPARTURE OF NUTTYBUDDY AND FLUFFERNUTTER

Fishwrap brings the following exclusive coverage of the Farewell
Ceremony for NuttyBuddy. The two popular Fen brothers NuttyBuddy and
FlufferNutter are leaving Puddleby to return to their homeland.

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Bokonon exclaims, "is sad you leaving!"
Amrosar says, "I will remember you from the bottom of my heart,
Nuttybuddy, we were/have been friends for a while.."
Mario OneEye says, "take care Nut"
Chris Rex thinks, "BRAINS"
(Paramedic wades through the zombie-exiles.)
Paramedic says, "Excuse me, Mr. Zombie..."
Arteress Lai thinks, "braaains near the OC..? bring them..."
Paramedic asks, "Nutty Buddy is leaving?"
(Amrosar sighs)
Amrosar says, "Yes, Paramedic"
Paramedic says, "That's too bad"
(Nyika gives NuttyBuddy a friendly hug!)
NuttyBuddy says, "my time as an exile is over I return to my lands"
Paramedic says, "You're a good fen, Nutty, we'll miss you"
NuttyBuddy says, "and you are a true thoom kind sir"
NuttyBuddy is of the People, is male, is a Fighter, and is not wearing
the symbol of any clan.
He is holding a short sword and a myrm egg.
(You got your chocolate in my peanutbutter!!)
Bokonon says, "you have been an excellent friend"
NuttyBuddy has 30 good karma.
NuttyBuddy says, "Bokonon you will always be my friend"
(Bokonon Smiles)
NuttyBuddy says, "as will you all"
NuttyBuddy says, "now..."
(Amrosar smiles, sorta)
Mario OneEye says, "I will miss you."
NuttyBuddy says, "I have some presents"
Amrosar says, "Everyone will miss you, NuttyBuddy..."
NuttyBuddy asks, "who needs a shortsword?"
(Task flips his tail)
NuttyBuddy says, "ok"
NuttyBuddy says, "I hope to give it to someone in need"
Amrosar ponders, "sigh"
NuttyBuddy says, "i'll entrust it to Mario"
Mario OneEye says, "I will find some new exile and give it to them"
Paramedic says, "It's always sad when someone leaves Puddleby."
Mario OneEye says, "I will keep an eye out for someone with a nutty
affinity"
NuttyBuddy exclaims, "there you go Mario!"
NuttyBuddy asks, "green token?"
(Amrosar sighs)
Forey says, "I want one"
Mongo ponders, "green token?"
Amrosar says, "I will keep these forever, NuttyBuddy"
Forey says, "But I'd rather you stick around"
Nyika asks, "what is a green token?"
NuttyBuddy says, "yep green token"
Anaeka is now Clanning.
Behr says, "use to tell state of sky"
Amrosar says, "-_-"
Nyika says, "oh"
NuttyBuddy says, "most good for mystics"
NuttyBuddy asks, "any takers?"
Forey says, "Please"
Behr says, "sortof a kinda sundial"
(Nyika nods)
Forey says, "I obsessed with moon phase"
Behr says, "step up forey"
NuttyBuddy asks, "kudzu?"
NuttyBuddy has 30 good karma.
Forey says, "Thank ye Nutty"
Amrosar ponders, "sigh..."
Mario OneEye says, "plant it"
Forey says, "Sad to see you go"
Amrosar says, "Everyone is, Forey."
NuttyBuddy says, "good idea"
You equip your moonstone.
Forey exclaims, "Nobody hurt it!"
Paramedic says, "A fine idea"
NuttyBuddy plants a seedling
NuttyBuddy plants a seedling
NuttyBuddy says, "grow little seed"
(Amrosar looks at the Kudzu...........and sighs)
(Paramedic watches the departure ceremony)
(Nyika pats the spot beside)
NuttyBuddy asks, "cup of blood mead?"
Mongo asks, "ehh...what's that?"
(Nyika smiles at Tas)
Amrosar says, "I'll take it"
NuttyBuddy says, "sorry, dwarfs only hehe"
(Tas smiles at nyika.)
Amrosar says, "heh, ok"
(Tas grooms his foot hair.)
Mongo asks, "hmm...so, will it get me drunk?"
NuttyBuddy says, "ok most importantly"
Wandalyn ponders, "the candy?"
NuttyBuddy asks, "who needs a semi worn sunstone?"
Mario OneEye says, "find a healer"
(Minathel looks around nervously)
NuttyBuddy says, "great for listening"
NuttyBuddy asks, "Minathel?"
Minathel asks, "me?"
Minathel asks, "Please?"
Paramedic says, "useful for healers"
NuttyBuddy asks, "do you need one?"
Minathel says, "I've never had one."
NuttyBuddy says, "good"
Mario OneEye ponders, "should go to a healer no matter who"
NuttyBuddy says, "use it sparingly"
Behr says, "keep saving, you will need to have it retuned"
(Minathel nods solemnly)
NuttyBuddy says, "thinkto is usually your best bet"
Paramedic asks, "Nutty, let me get a picture of you for my
scroll....would everyone gather around him and remain quiet for a
second?"
(Amrosar watches the Kudzu sadly)
NuttyBuddy exclaims, "cheeeeeese!"
Amrosar ponders, "sigh.."
Paramedic exclaims, "ok everyone salute!"
Wandalyn says, "your finest hour"
Paramedic exclaims, "great picture!"
NuttyBuddy says, "cool"
Amrosar ponders, "sigh"
Paramedic says, "I'll put it on my scroll and in fishwrap"
NuttyBuddy says, "you never know, if the emperor finds me sneaking
around his lands, i may well end up back here"
Amrosar says, "I would like a copy of that, if you can Paramedic"
NuttyBuddy says, "hehe"
(Mongo looks sad)
(Behr smiles.)
Paramedic says, "Ok. I'll announce when it is ready"
Mario OneEye says, "be safe"
(Wandalyn nods.)
(Bokonon will miss his friend)
NuttyBuddy says, "not for a couple of days please"
Paramedic says, "ok"
NuttyBuddy says, "thank you"
Tas ponders, "definitely miss him."
NuttyBuddy says, "I have to go now"
Paramedic says, "not until at least the weekend OOC"
Amrosar asks, "What about FlufferNutter?"
(Mario OneEye waves)
Amrosar asks, "What about FlufferNutter?"
NuttyBuddy says, "Fluff and I are sneaking back to Fennako our
hometown"
(Wandalyn sobs quietly)
Behr says, "Fluffy probably say his goodbyes in his own time."
Amrosar exclaims, "Those are memoryy Kudzu for NuttyBuddy!"
Paramedic asks, "Fluffer will be gone too?"
Malkor asks, "Nutty's leaving?"
(Minathel thooms sadly)
Paramedic says, "NuttyBuddy is leaving, Rizal"
Rizal asks, "Where is he going?"
Paramedic says, "back home..."
Rizal asks, "Back to the mainland?"
Paramedic says, "indeed"
Amrosar says, "Nutty"
NuttyBuddy says, "my mom, Fluff's Aunt wrote us a letter"
Malkor ponders, "Gah"
Rizal asks, "His exile has been rescinded?"
NuttyBuddy says, "no I'm sneaking back"
Amrosar says, "Tell Fluffer I said........Goodbye"
Rizal exclaims, "Oh!"
Malkor asks, "How?"
NuttyBuddy says, "tell him yourself"
Malkor says, "Oh…"
NuttyBuddy says, "I need to go make preparations"
Amrosar says, "A..alright"
(NuttyBuddy waves)
Bokonon thinks, "Farewell NuttyBuddy"
(Amrosar sighs)
(Mario OneEye waves)
(Nyika waves happily)
(Minathel waves)
(Bokonon Waves)
(Tas waves to NuttyBuddy)
Amrosar says, "Goodbye, Nuttybuddy"
NuttyBuddy says, "see you all"
(Paramedic smiles and waves.)
NuttyBuddy is no longer Clanning.
Paramedic says, "A good fen, Nutty"
Bokonon says, "indeed"
Task exclaims, "The Best!"
Mario OneEye says, "A sad day indeed"
Rizal asks, "Is his brother Fluffernutter leaving as well?"
Nyika says, "yes"
Tas says, "this is sad."
Bokonon says, "yes"
Rizal says, "Oh no"
Rizal says, "That's too bad"
Amrosar ponders, "NuttyBuddy, gone......forever....."
Amrosar ponders, "If you just think......you know? just
think.........gone, forever"
Amrosar is a Ghorak Zo, is male, is a Fighter, and is wearing the
symbol of Light & Shadow.
He is holding a short sword and a wooden shield.
(I only ask.................why? just...why?)
Rizal ponders, "Maybe they'll get caught, and get exiled again! :)"
Mario OneEye says, "should we hunt"
(Wandalyn nods.)
Wandalyn says, "need to work off the sadness"
(Task sighs)
(Wandalyn nods.)

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EXILE SPOTLIGHT:
SARAH THE FEN HEALER

Paramedic asks, "Would you like to be interviewed for Fishwrap
magazine, Sarah?"
Sarah asks, "Fishwrap magazine?"
Malkor ponders, "Ooh, FishWrap!"
Paramedic says, "Yes, my magazine."
Sarah says, ": O"
Odesseus says, "Is good, Sarah"
Odesseus says, "Para good innerviewer"
Paramedic says, "http://www.egroups.com/group/fishwrapmagazine"
Odesseus says, "innervoo"
Malkor ponders, ">=/"
Sarah is of the People, is female, is a Healer, and is wearing the
symbol of Rideo Risi Risum.
Sarah says, "im just newbie kitten tho : >"
Paramedic says, "You'll be fine"
She is holding a caduceus and a wooden shield.
Odesseus says, "iner..."
Odesseus says, "talker"
Sheep says, "Baaaah"
Odesseus says, "question-asker"
(Malkor glances at Sheep.)
Odesseus says, "Hi Sheep"
Ataru says, "Malkor didn't look very happy there"
Sarah says, ": >"
Sheep says, "baah"
Shadowmutt growls, "Woof!"
Odesseus asks, "bahh?"
Nevyn exclaims, "!"
Ataru says, "he's a sheep"
Nevyn exclaims, "Hey!"
Ataru says, "What do ya expect"
Sheep says, "baah"
Paramedic asks, "Question 1) Can you tell us about your clan, Rideo
Risi Risum?"
Ataru says, "he's gonna start grazing soon"
Sarah says, "umm"
(Sheep): the sheep belongs to Shepherd
Sarah says, "our clan is founded from close friends."
Sarah says, "members are all friends with each other...small clan."
Sheep says, "baaaah"
Sarah says, "#51"
Sarah says, "51st clan this is."
Paramedic asks, "2) What is your favorite weapon?"
Sarah says, "weapon.."
Paramedic asks, "sword? club?"
Sarah says, "i don't fight so much..."
Sarah says, "i like my caduceus."
Paramedic says, "Ahhh...."
Sarah says, "using dagger only to kill rats chewing fallen."
Sarah says, ":)"
(Marfisa waves.)
Paramedic asks, "3) Where do you like to travel? South forest? North
forest?"
Sarah says, "I go anywhere to rescue.."
Sarah says, "hmm..."
Sarah says, "favorite..."
(Sarah thinks)
Sarah says, "I like Northern plains."
Sarah says, "and around lake."
(Paramedic nods)
Paramedic exclaims, "That's quite far!"
(Sarah nods.)
Paramedic asks, "4) What monsters do you hate the most?"
Sarah says, "hemlock"
(Sarah nods)
Sarah says, "ehe"
Madcat says, "I hate dreadlock"
Paramedic says, "I saw a hemlock earlier today"
Paramedic says, "Nasty orga."
(Sarah nods)
Sarah says, "I hate small orga too though."
Sarah says, "I was trapped by them many times."
Paramedic says, "last question...."
Paramedic asks, "if you had to become a monster, which would you
choose?"
Sarah says, "hmm"
(Sarah thinks)
(Marfisa smiles.)
Sarah says, "a frog : )"
Paramedic asks, "Why a frog?"
Sarah says, "Because they're cute, and beloved by some people"
Sarah ponders, "and green like me"
(Paramedic writes that down)
Paramedic says, "One more question, actually -"
(Sarah listens.)
Paramedic asks, "Who are your close friends in Puddleby?"
Sarah asks, "all of my clan members... this answer ok?"
Paramedic says, "Sure"
Sarah says, "and Aki, Axell"
Paramedic says, "Ah good"
Sarah says, "Puffy."
(Paramedic makes a note of this)
Paramedic exclaims, "Thanks Sarah!"
You gave good karma to Sarah.
(Sarah bows)

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ELECTION RESULTS

#121: How would you rate the performance of DA Tarf and his assistant
Derlak?
32 (22%): Excellent! They have done a great job in bringing justice to
Puddleby.
21 (14%): Good. Although not perfect, their performance has been
satisfactory.
18 (12%): I've seen better. They need to shape up.
37 (25%): Awful! Why are they even doing this? Somebody fire them!
14 (9%): None of the above
23 (15%): Abstain
#122: Did DA Tarf do the right thing by killing the messenger looking
for Vergil?
37 (26%): Yes Tarf did the right thing to help our trade pact
64 (45%): No he did not act accordign to the will of the people he
represents and we should help those who wish to trade with us and
killing a messenger is an act of war
24 (16%): None of the above
17 (11%): Abstain
#123: Should Tenebrion be given access to purgatory pendant knowledge?
37 (26%): Yes, by giving him that knowledge we might benefit from armor
or something.
81 (58%): No, we don't know him that well. He has attacked our town.
It could be a threat to our town.
15 (10%): None of the above
5 (3%): Abstain
#124: Should it be a crime to heal someone when they don't want to be
healed?
45 (32%): Yes, it's a violation of the other person.
45 (32%): No, there's nothing wrong with healing someone against their
will.
30 (21%): None of the above
18 (13%): Abstain
#125: With Tarf's recent inappropriate, almost corrupt behavior, should
he really be district attorney?
20 (14%): Yes, it doesn't really matter what he does.
28 (20%): No, I think he should be removed from office.
43 (31%): No, we don't NEED a district attorney at all anyway.
23 (16%): None of the above
23 (16%): Abstain
#126: Should Tarf be removed from office for accepting bribes? (Paid
for by Manx)
26 (19%): Yes! He should be stripped of his title and thrown in jail
for turning a blind eye to criminals!
25 (18%): Yes! He and Phelps should both be thrown in jail for their
acts of extortion!
7 (5%): No, I've been bought by him.
12 (8%): NO! I've already spent many coins buying his loyalty! I
might be prosecuted if we get a real DA!
34 (25%): None of the above
32 (23%): Abstain
#127: Do you think we need a candy store, where we can buy greymer rock
candy, and bubble gum, etc.?
55 (40%): Absolutly
24 (17%): Yes
23 (16%): No
16 (11%): No way!
7 (5%): None of the above
11 (8%): Abstain
#128: Should there be a "Hang 'em both!" verdict in court?
107 (78%): Yes, for those snert vs. snert cases!
2 (1%): No, it's too confuzing for me! Me stoopid!
15 (11%): The court system is fine, don't mess with it!
7 (5%): None of the above
5 (3%): Abstain
#129: Is Tarf turning our community of free exiles into a despicably
litigious one?
3 (2%): No, I'm one of his DM lapdogs and I support what he does rather
than holding my own opinion.
40 (30%): Yes, it demeans the court when someone is charged for killing
zoo animals, etc.
38 (28%): No, I believe his cases have merit.
23 (17%): None of the above
29 (21%): Abstain
#130: Should Tarf be recalled from his post as Puddleby District
Attorney?
23 (17%): Yes, and hold a new election.
45 (34%): Yes, but just go back to how it was before - anyone can sue
anyone, there's no DA.
35 (26%): None of the above
29 (21%): Abstain

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RECENT COURT RECORDS

Clerus says, "Case #pcl_0539_256_23_41 on 77 Summer, 539 at 0:16..."
Clerus says, "Daedalus accused Herac of for calling me a lady..."
Clerus says, "The verdict was frivolous; 152 minutes in jail, 0c fine
and 0 days banished."
Clerus says, "Case #pcl_0539_279_12_38 on 9 Autumn, 539 at 14:11..."
Clerus says, "Sleipnir accused Babajaga of assault and attempted
kidnapping..."
Clerus says, "The verdict was guilty; 80 minutes in jail, 0c fine and 0
days banished."

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THE FISHWRAP POLL

#1) Do you approve of Tarf's killing of Tenebrion's ambassador?
* Yes, his actions were justified.
30 50.85%
* No, it was murder.
29 49.15%
Puddleby seems quite evenly divided on this topic. This poll is still
open. Vote today!

New question:
#2) Does Puddleby need a government?
* Yes
* No
This poll has just opened. Vote today!

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COMING SOON TO THE FISHWRAP

* The Althea Report
* "Six Questions" with Bones the Thoom
* "Exile Profile": Rael the Squonk
* "When Animals Eat Exiles" (a gripping expose into this painful
subject)

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