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Issue #35: "Bones and Katpus"
[March 29, 2001]
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THOOM HEADLINE NEWS
THE NEWS IN BRIEF FOR BUSY EXILES
"Fishwrap Magazine: Thoom News You Can Use"

brought to you by Fishwrap reporters:
* Marfisa the Fen is still missing
* Umbion's Island discovered
* Statue of Haze in the museum
* East Tower is open
* Catapult plans found in Foothills

brought to you by Babajaga's Diary:
* Cradlesong trapped in Tenebrion's Tower
* Gurgi, Papa, and Remle on the Ethereal Sword
* Kira and Brae married in the courtyard of Tenebrionīs Keep
* Long battle east of the poppyfield on Tenebrionīs Island
* A trip to Umbrion Island
for more information on the above stories, see Babajaga's Diary
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brought to you by Norm's Diary
* Dark Temple rescue
* Deadly bubbles roaming Tenebrion's Island
* Zorton gets a stone in Orga Camp
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brought to you by Koric's Journal
* Hunter's brave dash into the Dred Passage
* Community of exiles conquers Dred Passage, explores Foothills
* Safe cave with catapult plans discovered
* Deadly Ash Giants, Ironwood Giants encountered
* Katpus found in safe cave
* Map of Foothills by Entil'Zha
for more information in the above stories, see Koric's Journal
http://dingram.phys.tcu.edu/koric.html

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THOOM WITH A VIEW
BY PARAMEDIC THE THOOM

I'd like to start a new feature in Fishwrap: Clan Profiles

A member from each clan can submit an article on his or her clan,
describing it in some detail. I'd like to see special focus on:

Origin/foundation story
Clan principles
Events
Members
Future plans
Location of clan scrolls (if available)

These profiles will run in Fishwrap free of charge to exiles as a
public service paid for by the ThoomCare Media Network.

Thanks to Zhirem for the idea

-Para

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FEATURE INTERVIEW
FIVE QUESTIONS WITH BONES THE THOOM
BY PARAMEDIC THE THOOM

Paramedic says, "Greetings all. This issue I'll be interviewing Bones
the Thoom."
(Bones Thooms.)
Paramedic says, "It's pleasure to have you here, Bones."
Bones says, "it is a pleasure to be interviewed"
Bones says, "by the best Thoom newspaper in town"
Sareth ponders, "is there any other?"
Paramedic asks, "1) What's your assessment of Thoom affairs in Puddleby
today?"
Bones says, "we Thooms continue to stick together"
(Paramedic nods)
Bones says, "the Thoom choir will be starting up again"
Paramedic says, "Ah that's good news"
Bones says, "our next gig is at Althea's wedding"
Paramedic says, "I remember when the Thoom choir used to perform at the
mirror circle"
Bones says, "yes, concerts at the mirror"
(Bones nods.)
Zippy asks, "They didn't set a date yet did they Bones?"
Bones says, "no, no date yet"
Zippy says, "Ah"
Zippy ponders, "what a shame.."
Bones says, "and I hope to open a restaurant serving Thoom cuisine.
maybe that will attract more Thooms to our island"
Paramedic asks, "Seafood?"
(Bones nods.)
Paramedic says, "Excellent."
Bones says, "I hired Domino as a waiter"
Paramedic exclaims, "Ah!"
Domino ponders, "Waiter ! What a disgrace !"
Bones says, "but I think he got another job"
Paramedic says, "hmm"
Paramedic asks, "That true Domino?"
Domino says, "mmm... well...."
Panos ponders, "wonder if the waiters will wear aprons?"
Domino says, "yes I have another job that requires my attention"
(Paramedic writes that down.)
Domino says, "But I will probably work in the restaurant to help Bones"
Paramedic says, ""otherwise employed""
Paramedic asks, "What are some other key issues for Thooms these days,
Bones?"
Bones says, "well, some exiles do not like our formations"
Paramedic exclaims, "!!"
Paramedic says, "what an outrage"
Bones says, "they get angry when we practice our rituals in town."
(Bones nods.)
Paramedic exclaims, "no respect for tradition!"
Sareth ponders, "that formation at Kira's wedding was interesting..."
Bones says, "I hope that all reading this understand that we need to
practice our culture"
(Paramedic nods)
Bones says, "also there has been a crackdown on Thooming in the
library"
Paramedic says, "Hmm"
Paramedic asks, "too noisy?"
(Bones nods.)
Bones says, "I guess I understand"
Bones says, "we will have to go outside first"
Paramedic asks, "2) You are a longtime member of Clan Rising Claw. How
are things with you and the clan?"
Bones says, "I am one of the founders"
Paramedic says, "Indeed"
Bones says, "and a Councillor"
(Polerand waves.)
Bones says, "I do not attend the clan hunts anymore as I am too old for
that"
Paramedic says, "Hrm."
Bones says, "but I do like to hang out with them"
Paramedic asks, "Do you find the clan to be Thoom-friendly?"
Bones says, "yes"
Bones says, "as you know Biff joined not so long ago"
Paramedic says, "A fine Thoom, Biff"
Bones says, "and Rifkin is a long time member"
Paramedic says, "Rifkin, also a fine Thoom"
Bones says, "Heccacia was once a Thoom, but there was that horrible
accident"
(Paramedic shudders.)
(Bones nods.)
Bones says, "she grew a tail and fur"
Paramedic says, "Yes, quite unusual"
Paramedic asks, "So what do you see in the future for Rising Claw?"
Bones says, "well, we continue to induct clan mates"
Bones says, "we are an expanding family"
Paramedic says, "Good to hear."
Bones says, "Sylvan Drax joined last zodiac"
Sareth says, "done Hunter"
Bones says, "Sareth over there is an applicant"
(Sareth nods)
(Paramedic waves at Sareth)
(Sareth waves back)
Paramedic says, "He's also a Fishwrap advertiser"
Sareth says, "mention this article for a discount"
Bones says, "I believe we will retake the dunilsar in the future"
Paramedic says, "That would be good."
Paramedic asks, "3) What are your thoughts about the question of the
day: should exiles withhold information from other exiles?"
Bones says, "exiles are not required to tell anyone anything, I don't
think"
(Paramedic nods)
Bones says, "but the matter is a touchy one"
Paramedic says, "It has caused strife in some clans."
Bones says, "i am in the middle, i think"
Paramedic asks, "How so?"
Bones says, "I do not agree with some of the actions of PMF, but they
are free to do what they want."
(Paramedic nods.)
Bones says, "I see merit to both sides."
Bones says, "they want to have fun their own way, nothing so bad about
that"
(Paramedic nods.)
(Bones Thooms.)
Paramedic says, "Personally, I think people should spend less time
focusing on PM and more on their own hunts"
Bones says, "yes, I am tired of the issue, really"
(Paramedic nods)
Zippy says, "I would have to agree :)"
(Bones shows Paramedic his new skill)
Paramedic asks, "what's that?"
Bones says, "I am learning from the good Thoom Proximus"
Paramedic says, "Ahhh...."
Bones says, "I believe he is a subscriber to the Fishwrap"
Paramedic says, "that leads to the next question"
Paramedic asks, "4) How do you see the state of healing these days?"
Bones says, "healing continues to advance, on the high end"
Bones says, "and there are plans for another circle, I hear"
Sareth ponders, "5th? woah"
Bones says, "Proximus is all but required for the hardest areas, now"
Paramedic asks, "You are a frequent cad user?"
Bones says, "well, I am still learning"
Bones says, "i am one of his better pupils, though"
(Paramedic nods)
Paramedic asks, "Do healers get the respect they deserve?"
Bones says, "yes, from most people"
Sareth ponders, "you can never give dok'dan too much respect..."
(Paramedic listens)
Bones says, "I do not agree with those exiles who server Master Troilus
above all"
Bones says, "and choose to ignore us"
Sareth whispers, "Bones is being interviewed for Fishwrap"
(Thadius smiles)
Domino says, "Yes it's true"
Domino asks, "May I add something?"
Bones says in Thoom, "have to take 30 sec break"
Sareth ponders, "Odd Thoom... Sleeping in the middle of his own
interview..."
Domino says, "I would like to say to the readers of Fishwrap"
(Paramedic listens)
Domino says, "that despite my extensive training with Master Troilus"
Domino says, "Lord Bones was of a great help to me."
Domino says, "The eradiction of Drakes from the lands is a difficult
task"
(Paramedic nods)
Bones says, "Domino is an expert in the field as many readers may know"
Domino says, "and the burden which lies on my shoulders regarding this
matter has been fully shared by Lord Bones"
Paramedic asks, "What do you think of the emerging cooperation between
healers and mystics?"
Domino says, "Well, I would prefer not to answer this question as I am
not a mystic nor a healer"
Paramedic asks, "Bones?"
Bones asks, "yes?"
Paramedic asks, "What do you think of the emerging cooperation between
healers and mystics?"
Bones says, "ah"
Bones says, "the more mystics, the better"
Paramedic says, "I agree."
Bones says, "in particular the skristal is of great aid to us healers"
Paramedic says, "Yes, very much so"
Paramedic asks, "Domino, do you intend to become a mystic, perhaps?"
Domino says, "And we need also more exiles specialized in the
slaughtering of Drakes."
Domino says, "I would like to rest sometimes..."
Paramedic asks, "Domino, do you intend to become a mystic, perhaps?"
Domino says, "Well, perhaps... if fate leads me to this path."
Paramedic says, "I see."
Paramedic asks, "5) Bones, do you have any thoughts on opening the
south forest mirror?"
Bones says, "yes, I believe it is very important"
Bones says, "i think qual has something to do with this"
Paramedic says, "I think it will provide a necessary transportation
corridor for exiles"
Bones says, "perhaps if we can defeat him, we can open the mirror"
Bones says, "the desert has a nice oasis"
Paramedic says, "Yes, and Cold and Snowy is through that mirror too"
Bones says, "I swam in the oasis after the war. it was very enjoyable."
Paramedic says, "Well, we've come to the end of our interview. You are
now allowed to ask the Thoom 1 (ONE) question"
Paramedic says, "That's ONE (1) question"
Bones asks, "does Paramedic plan to find a nice lady Thoom and settle
down someday?"
Paramedic says, "Perhaps someday. But for now I am committed to my
career."
(Bones nods.)
Paramedic says, "Besides, my income is not sufficient to support a
family yet"
Bones says, "perhaps you can do an investigative report on the lack of
lady Thooms"
(Paramedic nods)
Paramedic says, "There is definitely a shortage."
Paramedic says, "Thanks for a great interview. Bones"

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SPECIAL REPORT
CATAPULT BUILDER LOCATED
BY KORIC THE HEALER

The following is an edited transcript of a conversation between several
exiles and the catapult builder, Katpus, who is now making a home in
the safe cave outside of the northeastern foothills. This conversation
occured 56 Spring 541 (25 Mar 2001). The complete movie can be found at

http://dingram.phys.tcu.edu/katpus.sit

More details about the foothills expedition are in my journal,
including sketches and links, at:

http://dingram.phys.tcu.edu/koric.html

I have set apart with a line break and *** the comments made by Katpus
and organized his responses in a more logical manner for easier
understanding. Apologies to exiles whose comments were edited out. I
tried to boil this down to the essentials, leaving out nothing said by
Katpus while omitting several repeated questions and comments by
exiles. I also tried to preserve the gist of exile reaction to some of
Katpus' more interesting news.

Trystran D'Ark was speaking with Katpus for a few moments prior to my
arrival on the scene to record everything said, but it didn't appear
that we missed anything major other than some introductions.

-- Begin Edited Transcript --

The table is covered with rough catapult diagrams and broken pieces of
machinery.

*** Katpus says, "those are just my sketches"

Babajaga exclaims, "Katpus!"
Fyn d'Evon Rhay says, "Hi Katpus"

*** Katpus says, "I have not been able to find the actual plans"
*** Katpus says, "Which is what I've been seeking"

Michael asks, "any idea where they might be?"

*** Katpus says, "they are beyond the passes to the east"

Koric asks, "Ah, this is your home, Katpus?"
Koric says, "Must be very lonely up here."

*** Katpus says, "you have no idea Koric"

Entil'Zha says, "Well, we've been looking."
(Trystran D'Ark nods)
Kryll says, "We've been searching those passes.."
Entil'Zha says, "Not for that specifically, but we haven't seen that
either."

*** Katpus says, "The passes seem to be unstable"

Entil'Zha ponders, "what an understatement"
Michael asks, "have you found a way past them yet?"

*** Katpus says, "I made it through once"
*** Katpus says, "but I have not made it agin"

Trystran D'Ark asks, "Katpus, do you have any tools that we can use to
dig through?"
Fyn d'Evon Rhay asks, "Katpus have yu heard of any tools for digging
around here?"
Gurgi says, "we need better digging tools"
(Reye nods)
Gurgi asks, "got ane pick axes?"
Michael says, "its very hard work"
Kaitlyn says, "exceedingly time consuming"

*** Katpus says, "I gave most of them to the last group that came
through"

Trystran D'Ark asks, "Most?"
Reye says, "heh"
Entil'Zha says, "Hrm."
Gurgi asks, "most but not all?"
Entil'Zha says, "I s'pose there aren't any left.."

*** Katpus says, "I have only a couple more"
*** Katpus says, "there's one"

Fyn d'Evon Rhay exclaims, "!!"
Gurgi says, "aha"
Ziff Rengar found a shovel!
Trystran D'Ark says, "a couple will do"
Ziff Rengar exclaims, "woo!"
Babajaga says, "Couple more would do the trick"
Koric exclaims, "You are most kind, Katpus!"
Gurgi asks, "any more?"
Fyn d'Evon Rhay says, "Thnaks so much :D"
Trystran D'Ark says, "thank you Katpus"
Gurgi exclaims, "thanks!"
Ziff Rengar asks, "katpus, how much money do you want?"
Entil'Zha exclaims, "Thank you!"
Sean says, "we could really use a couple more.."
Koric asks, "Is there something we can do for you in return?"

*** Katpus says, "I don't need any money.."
*** Katpus says, "you can help find my plans"

(Koric nods.)
Fyn d'Evon Rhay says, "aahh"
Reye exclaims, "sure!"
Kaitlyn says, "Searching, we are good at that"

*** Katpus says, "I've been trying to reproduce them from scratch"
*** Katpus says, "But so far no luck"

Ziff Rengar asks, "do you need materials?"

*** Katpus says, "I keep searching for another way farther east"
*** Katpus says, "once I get the plans"
*** Katpus says, "then I'll be ready to collect materials"
*** Katpus says, "The passes are full of falling rock"
*** Katpus says, "It's hard to make maps since it keeps shifting"

Gurgi asks, "Are you out of shovels?"

*** (Katpus checks his pack)
*** Katpus says, "I think I have one more"

Babajaga says, "Ah good."
Gurgi exclaims, "oh!"
Ziff Rengar asks, "or can you give us the plans to make a shovel?"
Sean asks, "Where did you get them, did you make them yourself?"
Hunter asks, "Do you know of someone who makes them, or can you?"
Gurgi says, "one more would help alot"
Ziff Rengar says, "the more we have, the better it would be"

*** Katpus says, "I think it takes a bit or metal, some wood plus
someone
*** skilled enough to make them"

Hunter asks, "Do you know of someone skilled enough, or are you?"
Sean asks, "Can you train people to make them?"

*** Katpus says, "no, not me"

Gurgi asks, "Is there someone around here that can?"

*** Katpus says, "This area used to mined"
*** Katpus says, "There was a library out here."

Reye exclaims, "ooooh!"
Hunter asks, "Do you know where out here?"
Gurgi exclaims, "oh!"

*** Katpus says, "Trillbane lived there"

Trystran D'Ark exclaims, "a library?!"
Hunter exclaims, "Ahh!"
Fyn d'Evon Rhay exclaims, "!!!"
Gurgi says, "aha"
Sean ponders, "oh my"

*** Katpus says, "Yes, it's beyond the passes"

(Koric nods.)
Fyn d'Evon Rhay exclaims, "!!!!!!"
Gurgi says, "ah"

*** Katpus says, "Underground"

Entil'Zha says, "Underground, you say? Hm, I hadn't expected that."
Entil'Zha asks, "Is it far from here?"

*** Katpus says, "At one time, I suspect it was not underground"
*** Katpus says, "But with the way the passes have shifted"

Fyn d'Evon Rhay asks, "You did make it to the east once didn't you?"

*** Katpus says, "yes"
*** Katpus says, "I did make it east once"

Ziff Rengar asks, "how did you make it alone?"
Michael asks, "is the path to the east still open?"

*** Katpus says, "No"
*** Katpus says, "I hid well"
*** Katpus says, "The directions there would not help you, it is a mass
of
*** fallen rock now"
*** Katpus says, "But I feel sure another way can be found"
*** Katpus says, "There was a large quake, you must find another way"

Lucero says, "seems our mission is to head as far east as possible"
(Entil'Zha): Entil'Zha nods enthusiastically!
Fyn d'Evon Rhay says, "Aye in order to help you get your plans again,
we'll need shovels."
Trystran D'Ark says, "OK"

*** Katpus says, "As I said, I have one more shovel for you"

Gurgi says, "thank you katpus"
Koric says, "Yes, thank you for your generosity with the shovels."
Michael asks, "Is there anything guarding [the plans]?"

*** Katpus asks, "Is there anything guarding [the plans]?"
*** (Katpus laughs)
*** Katpus says, "Yes."

Trystran D'Ark asks, "what is guarding them?"
Michael asks, "orga?"

*** Katpus says, "The orga are strong there"
*** Katpus says, "And beware the Arachnoids"
*** Katpus says, "They are clever and strong"

Ziff Rengar says, "i thought we were out of orga territory"
Gurgi says, "dad blast the orga"

*** Katpus says, "The orga do not inhabit the passes"

Hunter says, "Ah"
Babajaga says, "Thank you for letting us use your cave by the way."
Gurgi says, "yes, this is a nice cave"
Entil'Zha says, "Aye, thank you very much."

*** Katpus says, "but beyond the passes... they are many orga"
*** Katpus says, "this cave seems safe"
*** Katpus says, "that is why I rest here"

Gurgi asks, "do you think you would mind if we brought some books
here?"
Gurgi says, "Perhaps we could make a library here"
Ziff Rengar asks, "is it your home or just a resting place?"

*** Katpus says, "This is just a relatively safe place from which to
*** explore"
*** Katpus says, "The way west leads to to the snaggy forest"
*** Katpus says, "near the orga village"
*** Katpus says, "it's so twisted and I have not travelled much there"
*** Katpus says, "Some might call the orga stronghold to the east a
city...
*** I don't know"

Gurgi exclaims, "!"
Fyn d'Evon Rhay exclaims, "!"
Trystran D'Ark ponders, "oh gah!"
Reye says, "woah"
Kryll says, "wow"
Michael says, "oh my god"
(Babajaga nods)
(Lucero grins.)
Gurgi asks, "orga stronghold?"
Hunter says, "erm."
Gurgi asks, "past the passes?"

*** Katpus says, "There are many orga there"
*** Katpus says, "I could not go there myself, there were to many"

Fyn d'Evon Rhay asks, "There is a place in the passes with a well, have
you been there?"
Hunter says, "Aye, an area with Ironwood Giants and such."

*** Katpus says, "I have been to such a place"

Koric asks, "Is there a way out of there that you know of?"

*** Katpus says, "Not that I know of, but it's dangerous there. I did
not
*** linger"

Ziff Rengar asks, "do we need magic to reach trillbane's library?"

*** Katpus says, "Since I don't know how to get there, I cannot be
sure"

(Koric nods.)
Gurgi says, "ah"
Babajaga says, "You just followed your beloved catapult didnīt you.
Long way to travel that is.."

*** Katpus says, "yes"
*** Katpus says, "I want it back"
*** Katpus says, "Or at least my plans"

Koric exclaims, "I hope we can help you recover it!"
Koric says, "We will certainly do our best."
Babajaga says, "We suspected they had taken it this way"
Michael says, "yes we will"

*** Katpus says, "I would be grateful for your assistance :-)"

(Gurgi glances at Katpus's pack)
Hunter exclaims, "We'd be grateful for any tools that could be
provided!"
Koric says, "You are kind to grant us shovels and advice to help us.
Thanks."
Ziff Rengar says, "as gurgi said, the more tools we get, the faster we
can advance"
(Gurgi notices a shovel handle)

*** (Katpus looks through his pack)

Koric says, "Take the shovel, Gurgi."
Gurgi found a shovel!
Fyn d'Evon Rhay says, "yay"
Hunter exclaims, "Ahh!"
Gurgi says, "woohoo"
Saturnus says, "Thanks Katpus."
Fyn d'Evon Rhay exclaims, "Thanks so much Katpus!!!"
Ziff Rengar exclaims, "thank you katpus!"
Babajaga exclaims, "Thank you!"
(Reye smiles)
Michael exclaims, "thank yo!"
Trystran D'Ark says, "thank you Katpus"
Michael exclaims, "thank you!"

*** Katpus says, "You are welcome"

Saturnus asks, "Anything we can do to return the favor?"
Michael asks, "will we see you again?"

*** Katpus says, "Perhaps"
*** Katpus says, "Sometimes you'll find me here"

Michael exclaims, "good!"
(Trystran D'Ark smiles)
(Koric nods.)
Gurgi says, "ah we will be happy to see you when we are here"

*** Katpus says, "If you find the plans, please try to find me"

Gurgi exclaims, "we will!"
(Lucero grins.)
Saturnus says, "We will Katpus."
Koric says, "We will try to return to keep you company every so often."
Fyn d'Evon Rhay says, "aye katpus"

*** Katpus says, "I wander"

Reye asks, "Do you know if having loovma will help effectively use the
shovels?"
Michael asks, "do you know if loovma helps with shovels?"

*** Katpus says, "And now, it's getting to evening and I'm tired"
*** Katpus says, "oh"
*** Katpus says, "I don't know Loovma well"
*** Katpus says, "these shovels are pretty tough"
*** Katpus says, "But, you never know :-)"

Ziff Rengar says, "looks like quality we got there"
(Gurgi grins)
(Reye nods)
(Babajaga hums softly.)
Michael says, "thanks for all your help"
The table is covered with rough catapult diagrams and broken pieces of
machinery.
Kryll says, "Thanks for your help Katpus, I hope we can repay you with
the plans :)"
Reye says, "Thanks for your help Katpus =)"

*** Katpus says, "And thank you"
*** Katpus says, "Good luck"

Gurgi exclaims, "thanks!"
Koric says, "We will find a way east, and we will keep you informed."
(Fyn d'Evon Rhay waves.)
Entil'Zha says, "Be well."
Kaitlyn says, "Thank you and good bye Katpus"
Gurgi exclaims, "good night!"
(Koric waves.)

*** (Katpus lies down)

-- End of Edited Transcript --

At this point, Katpus fell asleep and vanished, ending the
conversation.

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