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FEATURE INTERVIEW:
FIVE QUESTIONS WITH AMROSAR THE ZO

(Paramedic prepares to interview Amrosar)
Amrosar is a Ghorak Zo, is male, is a Fighter, and is wearing the
symbol of Light & Shadow.
He is holding a short sword and a wooden shield.
Paramedic says, "Ok there will be 5 questions in this interview"
Amrosar says, "Alright"
Paramedic asks, "1) What is your weapon of choice?"
Phiros ponders, "headbutt?"
Amrosar says, "Well, my weapon of choice is my trusty Short Sword"
Paramedic asks, "You like that better than a dagger or axe?"
Amrosar says, "Well, for now, I can't get an axe"
(Paramedic nods)
Paramedic asks, "too expensive?"
Amrosar says, "I like my Short Sword because it has moderate swings,
and has a decent Atkus level"
Phiros ponders, "Zo interviews should be multiple choice"
(Paramedic nods.)
Amrosar says, "I can't afford a Axe right now also because I just
bought my Sunstone"
Paramedic asks, "Ah excellent! Do you like having a sunstone?"
Amrosar says, "Yes, it's wonderful"
Paramedic asks, "2) What circle of fighter are you? How is your
training going?"
Amrosar says, "I am yet still 1st circle, but think I will pass soon, I
just need to get that one last almost dead Feral down, and I'm 2nd"
Paramedic says, "That sounds promising."
Amrosar says, "And my training is going OK, it's not the best method,
but it's OK"
Althus ponders, "Phiros is just using this for free advertising."
Amrosar says, "So am I Phiros"
(Phiros nods)
(Paramedic smiles)
Amrosar says, "Most likely, this week I will be 2nd circle"
Phiros ponders, "Share with mystics"
Paramedic says, "We'll keep an eye out for the announcement that you
have made 2nd."
Paramedic asks, "3) Where do you like to hunt?"
Amrosar says, "Usually NNF, or the beach somewhere, a little bit of SF
isn't too bad"
Amrosar says, "Mostly NNF though"
Paramedic asks, "you prefer the beasts up there?"
Phiros says, "He's a coin whore like everyone else."
Amrosar says, "Yes, there aren't as many Artaks and Boloks as in SF"
(Phiros grins)
Paramedic says, "Some say South Forest has been over-hunted"
Amrosar says, "And the Ferals are getting easier as I get stronger, so
that's also why I prefer NF (NNF)"
Paramedic asks, "How do you feel about those poisonous lizards up
there?"
Amrosar says, "Uhg, I hate them, I just keep my distance if I'm not in
a party"
Paramedic asks, "How about the bear caves?"
Amrosar says, "I like OBC _much_ better than NBC.."
Paramedic asks, "What's wrong with the new bear cave?"
Amrosar says, "#1-too many Adders/Vipers....."
(Paramedic nods)
Amrosar says, "#2-unbelievable spawns (of bears)"
Amrosar says, "#3- Cinder Bear spawns"
Paramedic asks, "Cinder bears are nasty, huh?"
Amrosar says, "You could say I hate NBC"
Amrosar says, "_verrry_"
Althus ponders, "Cinders are evil."
(Paramedic listens)
Paramedic asks, "4) How do you like being a Zo? What is good and bad
about being a Zo?"
Amrosar says, "Well, personally I like being a Zo.."
Amrosar says, "I like Zos because they are strong, and big, but their
weakness is a lack of balance"
Paramedic asks, "Lack of balance makes combat difficult sometimes?"
Amrosar says, "Yes"
(Paramedic nods)
Amrosar says, "The less balance in a bad situation results in less
attacking"
Amrosar says, "And if you can't brick what you are fighting (in a bad
situation), then you are in big trouble if you don't run"
Paramedic asks, "5) What monster do you hate to fight the most?"
Amrosar says, "Hmm, I think I hate Orga the most"
Amrosar says, "Just the regular Orga, or Orga Warriors, which are no
challenge"
Amrosar says, "The ones around NF and NNF are too easy, never seen a
Zerk or any big strong Orga there"
Paramedic asks, "Why Orga? Their attitude?"
Amrosar says, "They are just plain annoying"
(Paramedic laughs)
(Phiros grins)
Amrosar says, "They run at you, trying to hit you and saying "Die!" and
"Kill!", when they can't even hit me"
Paramedic says, "One last question...."
Paramedic asks, "can you tell me a little about your clan?"
Amrosar says, "Yes, the Light & Shadow clan is a helpful, warming clan,
who tries to help themselves, and others"
Amrosar says, "We are a clan of helping others, and building them
strong in 2 ways"
(Paramedic listens)
Amrosar says, "The 2 ways are of course mentally and physically"
Paramedic says, "Are things going well for the clan? Many clans seem to
be having some internal struggles lately."
Amrosar says, "Yes, we just lost Biff, a member of L&S, and we are
having trouble finding time for good clan hunts, a little trouble
anyway"
Paramedic asks, "Why did Biff leave?"
Amrosar says, "I have no comment on that right now"
(Paramedic nods)
Paramedic says, "I understand."
Paramedic says, "Sounds like things in general are still good for Light
and Shadow"
Amrosar says, "Yes, pretty much"
Paramedic says, "Excellent."
Amrosar says, "I often don't see our strongest members, Mad, Mad Mark,
and Angela"
Paramedic says, "Seems to happen to clans a lot..."
Paramedic says, "founding members sort of fade away..."
Paramedic exclaims, "Thanks for a great interview Amrosar!"
Amrosar says, "Thanks for the interview, Paramedic"

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THE FISHWRAP POLL

#1) Do you approve of Tarf's killing of Tenebrion's ambassador?
This poll is now closed. Final results:
* Yes, his actions were justified.
33 47.83%
* No, it was murder.
36 52.17%

New question:
#2) Does Puddleby need a government?
* Yes
9 42.86%
* No
12 57.14%
Suprisingly low turnout on this question. This may reflect voter
burnout on this issue. This poll is still open!

New question:
#3) What do you think about 'dews?
* They can be deadly, but have nothing to do with cloning or mind-
control
* They are an effective tool for Qual to control or clone the citizens
of Puddleby
The poll is now open!


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EXILE SPOTLIGHT:
SNOW AND WORF

Fishwrap presents the following interview by Crippler the Thoom:

Thank you, Paramedic. With all the politics and scandal on the island
in recent times, I decided to do a interview with an average exile to
see his or her perpective on things. And who is more average than Snow.
Err...That didn't come out right.

Of course, Snow (of the Rat Bastard Clan) isn't average. She was kind
enough to catch up with me at the South Forest Hospital for this
interview and Worf (long time Rat Bastard) is serving as her legal
council.

Snow ponders, "zoom zoom"
Crippler ponders, "hubba hubba"
Crippler says, "Usually I have some questions ready"
Crippler says, "But.."
Worf asks, "Do you wax or shave?"
(Worf laughs gently.)
Snow ponders, "Oh boy, this is a great start."
(Worf ducks.)
Crippler says, "this time I thought I could wing it"
Snow says, "Generally I prefer to tar and feather those who annoy me."
Worf says, "Ask her if she's stopped beating her clan mates."
(Snow looks meaningfully at Worf.)
Worf ponders, "Mmm.... feathers..."
Snow says, "Ha! He saw me whiff the maha,"
Snow says, "I'm the littlest Bastard, Circle-wise."
Worf asks, "Really?"
Snow asks, "How could I even connect on one of you big strong swarthy
RBs?"
Crippler asks, "You wanna talk about the time you got that BK?"
Snow asks, "You mean the Chicks kick ass BK?"
Crippler says, "yea"
Snow says, "Well,"
Snow says, "I was in the Tree Giant Breeding Ground trunk, waiting for
some of the folks inside to fall over, as they tend to do."
(Crippler nods)
Snow says, "Sort of a dull situation, waiting for the inevitable."
Snow says, "So I just thought I'd send a little "hello" to the lands."
Crippler says, "yea"
Crippler says, "That was nice of you"
Worf ponders, "I usually just break wind in that situation."
Snow says, "I've used my yell since I first came to the lands."
Crippler yells, "ThoomCare™: All Thoom all the time"
Crippler says, "Its a trademark™"
(Worf ™ is a registered trademark of Paramount Pictures®.)
Crippler says, "™™™™"
Snow says, "So I sent a SS message that said, "Remember, chicks kick
ass.""
Crippler says, "than what happened"
Snow says, "Almost immediately, someone SSd back and indicated I should
have typed *ss."
Worf exclaims, "HA!"
Snow says, "Err...said *ss"
Snow says, "And I got BK"
Worf says, "Pinheads."
Crippler asks, "How many?"
Snow says, "Just one, initially"
Worf exclaims, "Oh d*rn! Sh*cks! G*sh!"
Snow says, "I SSd and said that it was not generally considered "foul
language".
Worf exclaims, "G*lly g** w*l*ck*rs!"
Crippler says, "but then more came?"
Snow says, "Yes, then I protested the BK I got."
Snow exclaims, "Worf!"
Snow exclaims, "Manners!"
(Crippler edits)
(Snow grins.)
Worf says, "Sorry Crip."
(Worf): Censored.
Snow says, "Anyhow, when I protested the BK, I instantly got two more"
Snow says, "And a general discussion broke out over SS about how one
should never protest BK"
Snow says, "as it only elicits more BK."
Crippler says, "aye"
Worf ponders, "True. Too true."
Snow says, "Sort of like dusting your house, I guess."
Snow says, "Move that stuff around and it only looks dirty again."
Worf ponders, "Mmm... Dirty..."
Crippler says, "So its best not to say anyting"
Snow says, "I think I ended up with three or four BK"
Crippler says, "that's not bad"
Snow says, "all for one SS message, the contents of which I yell every
day."
Crippler asks, "did your feelings get hurt?"
Crippler asks, "did you cry?"
Snow says, "The point is, I yell it all the time."
Snow says, "No, I felt like killing a Thoom and eating his throat sac"
Crippler ponders, "Hmmm"
Snow says, "I mean, umm..."
Crippler says, "I'll keep that in mind"
Snow says, "Well, I was confused, but well, let's just leave it there.
No, I didn't cry."
Worf ponders, "Never underestimate the depth of the stupidity of the
average exile."
Worf ponders, "Especially with me anchoring the curve."
Snow says, "Shortly thereafter I entered Rat Bastards, and there it's
like an initiation to have lots of BK"
Worf asks, "It is?"
Crippler says, "I see"
(Snow chuckles.)
Crippler asks, "who invited you to join?"
Worf says, "I think Vintus was pulling your leg."
Snow says, "Yes, I did get a lot of Good Karma, though"
Snow says, "And a lot of folks stood up for me, Crippler included."
Snow says, "I think I got 13 good karma"
Worf says, "We generally invite anyone in with the word "Snow" in their
name."
Crippler says, "I see"
Snow says, "I honestly don't remember how much BK I got...3-5,
probably."
Worf says, "It's a clan tradition, kinda."
Snow says, "On to Rat Bastards..."
Crippler says, "yea"
Crippler says, "You're lagging behind"
Snow says, "Thadius indicated he would put my name in for a vote."
Snow exclaims, "Hey! I'm saying bigger words!"
Worf says, "Supercalifragalistic words, even."
Crippler says, "I can't use big words in my interview"
Snow says, "supercalafragalisticexpialidocius"
Snow says, "oh, sorry"
Worf says, "Oooo. Scary."
Rylantar yells, "Sun Dragons!"
Crippler yells, "Thoom!"
Worf yells, "Out of dragons, sorry."
Crippler says, "Worf ......"
Crippler asks, "Has Snow done well so far as a member of RB?"
Snow ponders, "This oughta be interesting"
Worf says, "Ah, she's a Bastard off of the old block. A fine addition."
Worf says, "She does me proud every day."
(Snow gives the Rat Bastard salute. You are appalled by its frankness.)
Worf says, "Well, better than me."
Snow ponders, "Who doesn't?"
Crippler says, "She is quite nasty"
Worf says, "Snow is the perfect Bastard."
Snow exclaims, "?!"
Crippler says, "new subject"
Worf asks, "Nasty?"
Worf exclaims, "You'z meanz SPICY! YOW!"
Crippler says, "Where I'm from nasty is good"
Snow says, "ah"
Crippler ponders, "nasty"
Worf asks, "Like doin' the nasty?"
(Crippler gets nasty)
Snow ponders, "was wondering about that one"
(Worf steps back.)
Crippler says, "Maybe"
(Snow edges away)
Crippler says, "moving on...."
Crippler asks, "How have you found romance to be here on the islands?"
Snow ponders, "..."
(Worf sprays himself with No-Nasty™.)
Snow says, "Oh, well...hmmm"
(Worf bites his tongue.)
Snow says, "At this point, I'm very happy to have no romance."
Crippler says, "I see"
Worf ponders, "That's not what the T'rool said."
Crippler says, "oooo"
(Worf does the Rat Bastard salute, which, as you can imagine, involves
the middle finger of his right hand.)
Worf says, "It's being cleaned."
Crippler says, "Snow and Worf are doing a fishwrap interview"
Snow says, "On the question of romance..."
Snow says, "Initially, I was involved with someone, but that ended. I
find I'm much happier without all the attending...circumstances."
(Worf snorts.)
Crippler asks, "Who was that exile?"
Worf says, "Sir Adam."
Snow exclaims, "Ha!"
(Worf ducks.)
Crippler says, "wow"
Crippler ponders, "nasty"
(Snow takes out a short list and puts Worf's name at the top of it.)
Worf ponders, "Damn, not the list!"
Snow says, "No, I'm not saying."
Crippler says, "ok"
Worf exclaims, "Aw man!"
Worf exclaims, "The people have a right to know!"
Crippler says, "You can slide on that one"
Snow says, "It was an unfortunate ending, that's all."
Crippler asks, "Did you kill him?"
Worf exclaims, "Nah, push her! Go for blood! Don't be a wuss Crippler!"
(Snow grins enigmatically.)
Worf ponders, "I'm sure that would have been the EASY road."
Snow says, "It's a small island."
Worf ponders, "Too, too small."
Snow says, "Sometimes we have to do things to get along with people,
even when they are [EXPLETIVE DELETED.]"
Worf ponders, "...and not enough sheep."
Snow says, "Oh, I mean [EXPL*TIVE DEL*TED]."
(Worf looks around.)
(Snow chuckles.)
(Worf looks guilty.)
(Worf coughs up a ball of wool, sheepishly.)
Snow ponders, "Maybe now we know what happened to the sheep"
(Snow sighs)
Snow ponders, "Fearless leader"
Snow says, "No problem."
Worf says, "The gripping interview has lulled Crippler into a coma."
Crippler asks, "What advice do you give to those in love here on the
island?"
Snow ponders, "Why am I getting all the love questions?"
Crippler says, "or in a relationship"
Snow says, "Don't do it."
(Worf raises his hand for that one, but realizes it's Snow's
interview.)
Crippler says, "Go ahead Worf"
Snow says, "Just say No"
Worf says, "Be sure you're not kidding yourself, that's all."
(Crippler takes note)
Snow says, "Well, we all know no female has anything to fear from
Worf."
(Snow laughs.)
Crippler says, "The last question is for Worf...."
Worf says, "I have no recollection."
Worf says, "Oh, wait, go ahead and ask first."
Crippler asks, "What's in the future for the Rat Bastards?"
Snow ponders, "Depends on what the definition of the word "is" is."
Worf says, "World domination! MOO HA HA HA HA! Oh, wait, I'm not
supposed to tell you."
You equip your caduceus.
Snow says, "dang it"
Snow says, "there he goes again"
Worf says, "Crap."
Crippler ponders, "pooh"
Worf says, "Ok, scratch the world domination plan."
Snow asks, "Can we do this over?"
Worf says, "The RBs ain't really a future oriented clan. More of "clan
here now.""
Snow says, "I wasn't looking at the camera"
Snow says, "And my hair is a mess."
Worf says, "And you have broccoli in your teeth."
Worf says, "Or wait, your teeth are just greenish. Never mind."
Snow says, "And Worf has cud on his pants again."
Worf looks down at his cud, proudly.)
Crippler says, "Lets talk about a couple of current events"
Worf says, "It's a fashion statement."
Crippler asks, "Do we need a goverment?"
Crippler says, "You both can chime in"
(Snow): silence ensues
Worf says, "Not if it involves obscenely high traffic mailing lists
where people stare into their navels."
Worf says, "That's not government, that's torture."
Snow says, "No, I don't think so."
Worf says, "The RBs support the formation of a clan council."
Worf says, "We always have, and we still do."
Snow says, "The point here is to make your own destiny, I think"
Worf says, "But, we're for the clans keeping means of dialogue open."
Snow says, "If we had a government, we would be subject to what others
perceived as their destiny, or the destiny of others."
Worf says, "But a giant frickin government with laws and crap, it just
ain't gonna work."
Snow yells, "Free Puddleby!"
Worf says, "Because a few people either get too ambitious with it, or a
few wankers try to derail it."
Crippler asks, "Did Tarf commit murder?"
Snow says, "Yes, he did, I think."
Worf says, "Yeah, but it was a GOOOOOD murder."
Crippler asks, "So you think that it was the best thing to do?"
Worf says, "Well, I think Tarf did the right thing. Tenebrion is
trouble."
Musashi yells, "Here kitty kitty kitty"
Snow says, "I don't agree with killing the envoy, but there's no way we
should work with Tenebrion."
Worf yells, "Just a second, I'm using my litter box!"
Crippler says, "At the time it happened everyone was against Tarf..."
Crippler says, "But many have come to his side lately"
Snow says, "Tarf is right when he says Tenebrion will make purgatory
unsafe."
Snow says, "Even if Tarf is wrong there, it's too great a risk to
take."
(Worf): Purgatory: Unsafe at any depart, by Tarf Nader.
Crippler says, "what do you think of the mystery exile who told him
where Virgil was"
Anya yells, "Peanuts? Popcorn? Bandaids? Sutures?"
Crippler says, "after Tarf killed the emissary"
(Snow deftly bats the beetle away)
Worf says, "Yeah, someone SSed Tenebrion."
Worf says, "Typical nitwit exile. Doing stuff just to "see what happens
next.""
Worf says, ""Sure! Invade and kill us all! It'll be fun!""
(Worf rolls his eyes.)
Snow says, "That exile was acting on his own, just as I suspect Tarf
was."
Snow says, "If it's a true story."
Crippler says, "I think its true."
Crippler says, "I see"
Worf says, "But don't publish that, or you'll get your ankles broken."
(Crippler takes note)
Worf says, "They're pretty tough when they are sober."
Snow says, "I tend to be very skeptical about rumors around here."
Worf says, "I heard a rumor about that."
Snow says, "I'll believe it when I hear it directly from a credible
source...say, anyone but Worf."
Worf says, "That's generally a good litmus test."
Crippler says, "Thank you both for the interview, I have a lot of
editing to do.
Worf says, "Just print the whole thing."
Snow says, "Yeah, take out Worf's stuff"
Worf asks, "Isn't there a nude portrait or something?"
Crippler says, "Wrong magazine"
Snow says, "No, the nudes are on Rank Whore"
Worf exclaims, "Aw man!"
Worf asks, "So I sat here this whole time for NOTHING?"
Crippler says, "yep"
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(Worf):
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Crippler ponders, "nasty"

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SPECIAL REPORT:
A LETTER FROM THE DEWSTALKERS

The Daily Fishwrap has received the follwing letter from a newly
emerging group in Puddleby. These exiles, known as "The Dewstalkers"
claim to be seeking to undercover the truth behind the mystery of the
'dews. Their letter is printed below.

"To Paramedic, Publisher of Fishwrap Magazine,

"My fellow investigators and I have discovered what could be a vast
conspiracy aimed directly at the heart of the exile community. We hope
you will publish this in the Daily Fishwrap so all can be aware of our
findings.

"During our investigation of Althea's and other exiles' radical change
in personality we have discovered several disturbing facts. Qual had
forced Althea to swallow 'dews while she was fallen on Noth. The 'dew
was said to have passed harmlessly from the exiles after a few days, we
believe that the forced 'dewing had a very sinister purpose. Several
weeks after her Ţrst dewing a clone of Althea appeared on Puddleby with
homicidal intent. This was not the first time that exiles were cloned
and the clones tried to murder exiles. Another fact is that a new
creature was recently discovered. After this creature kills someone,
it takes on part of the person it killed. Around the same time,
Sleipnir accused of Babajaga of not being herself. While Sleipnir's
attachment to reality can be questioned, one cannot question that he
knows Babajaga better then anyone else.

"From these facts and our investigations we now believe that the 'dews
true purpose was to gather information about the exiles. The dews were
collected after they passed and then taken back to Noth, from there the
information about the exiles were collected to make clones. This would
explain why not everyone has changed, the majority of the `dews were
never found by Qual's agents. Like the original murderous clones these
clones are not perfect replicas of the exiles, the clones personalities
are twisted imitation of the orginal exile.

"If this is true it is very disturbing because these clones much better
copies of the exile then the murderous ones. Another very serious
question is where is the true Althea and other exiles now?

"This sinister plot must further be investigated and stopped before the
cloning techniques are perfected.

"Sincerely,

"The Dewstalkers"

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ELECTION RESULTS

Results from the last ballot, closed Autumn 45, 539:
#131: Do you think Althea should be the new DA?
18 (14%): Yes, Althea should be the new DA.
51 (41%): No, Althea shouldnt be the new DA.
17 (13%): Who the heck is Althea?
9 (7%): AHHHHH! LEAVE ME ALONE! DIIIIIIIIE!
11 (9%): None of the above
16 (13%): Abstain
#132: Who should become District Attorney now that Tarf has resigned?
20 (16%): Tarf (again). I'm weird like that.
12 (9%): Mac-arena the Bored Zo, Darshak Conspiracy Theorist
Extraordinaire! He'll put those pirates behind bars!
12 (9%): Malkor - just teleport them straight from crime scene to jail!
15 (12%): Prue: death by lethal injection!
44 (36%): None of the above
18 (14%): Abstain
#133: Would Perrin be good as the new DA?
6 (5%): Yes! He should be the new DA!
22 (18%): No, Keep Tarf in as DA.
11 (9%): No, Mac-Arena Should be the new DA.
60 (50%): None of the above
21 (17%): Abstain
#134: Should Puddleby forego anarchy and become a democracy?
33 (27%): Yes, we should become a democracy because in anarchy any
individual can make a decision that affects many
35 (29%): No, anarchy suits me just fine. I like being able to make
decisions for everyone without authority.
34 (28%): None of the above
18 (15%): Abstain
#135: Should Urgelt be appointed as the diplomatic emissary to
Tenebrion?
42 (35%): Yes, Urgelt will act with intellegence and honor, as he
always has
18 (15%): Yes
30 (25%): No
11 (9%): None of the above
18 (15%): Abstain
#136: Shall we eradicate all flutterby endangering life from the island
of Lok'Groton?
9 (7%): Of course!
12 (10%): Absolutely, Nevyn must be protected!
18 (15%): No, mystics suck
25 (21%): Go away
29 (24%): None of the above
24 (20%): Abstain
#137: Should the slaughter on beasts be done away with (proposed by
Krandor)?
41 (34%): Yes, i only seem to make ranks in study hall and a little
experince is better than nothing
11 (9%): No instead it should be lowered again
39 (32%): No I am fine with the system the way it is
6 (5%): none of the above
5 (4%): None of the above
17 (14%): Abstain
#138: Who should be chosen as Pby Court Archivist from the contestants
at http://www.best.com/~olie/HelpfulGM/PCA_CAO_contest/pby_cao.html?
18 (16%): Nohn
2 (1%): Hunter
0 (0%): Andrew
46 (42%): Iho
18 (16%): None of the above
23 (21%): Abstain

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STILL COMING SOON TO THE FISHWRAP

* The Althea Report: her first interview
* "Six Questions" with Bones the Thoom
* "Exile Profile": Rael the Squonk
* "When Animals Eat Exiles" (a gripping expose into this painful
subject)

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